'The Onion' Calls On Israel To Bomb Our Offices In Case Any Hamas Agents Hiding Out There

[kpete]

Last edited Mon May 17, 2021, 06:45 PM - Edit history (1)

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This is an extreme step, to be sure, but it is the only way to ensure that the numerous unattended stairwells, service elevators, and janitor’s closets within these high rises are not at this very moment serving as a breeding ground for dangerous individuals hellbent on destruction. For those who would dare criticize this decision, we must ask how can we be expected to continue on knowing that our neighboring tenants, such as the dentist office on the fifth floor of our London location or the Gymboree outside our L.A. offices may be little more than fronts for violent terrorist organizations?

In addition, several of these location’s building managers have been rude to us at various times, which may also suggest rabid anti-democratic sympathies.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-calls-on-israel-to-bomb-our-offices-in-case-1846912378

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[House of Roberts]

1. The building in the picture is actually The Reuters building.

I hope they're Ok with that.

[Towlie]

6. The building is in Canary Wharf, north of Isle of Dogs, London

 
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Google Street View

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. The Reuters building is the curved one on the left of the picture

The one with "The Onion" on is the shorter half of the Citigroup Centre - "33 Canada Square, or Citigroup Centre 1" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citigroup_Centre,_London

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Canary+Wharf,+London/@51.50421,-0.0197596,232m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x487602ba7a12992f:0x4d821857a5e4a41!8m2!3d51.5054306!4d-0.0235333

[tclambert]

9. I assumed The Onion would give someone else's address. Maybe 725 5th Avenue,

New York.

[roamer65]

2. Al Jazeera is driving Netanyahu crazy.

Their reporting is REALLY good right now.

That’s why he bombed the building. But AJ stepped it up 3 or 4 notches in response.

[Towlie]

3. Your link is broken. Did The Onion delete that article from their server?

 
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No Hamas hiding at my place, but I do have some Hummus in my fridge that Instacart delivered by mistake.

[Klaralven]

4. new link

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-calls-on-israel-to-bomb-our-offices-in-case-1846912378

[Budi]

5. Well, dang. How's a jihadist terrror group s'pose to do terror when ...

..their secret tunnels & human shield locations are snuffed out!!
What will the jihadist terrrorist group's Funders going to think!

It is the Onion..

[SergeStorms]

8. I wish...

they would have put a picture of Mar-ma-lardo on their website instead. I know Dumpf is at Bugminster for the moment, but still, his prized posession as a smoking pile of rubble would be glorious.