Andrew Giuliani is only 35 but he told Fox News he's been in government service for '5 decades'

[groundloop]

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.


https://www.rawstory.com/andrew-giuliani-5-decades-politics/

Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew seemed confused about his own resume when speaking to Fox News on Wednesday.

When pitching Martha MacCallum on his candidacy for the governor of New York, he explained that he's spent time in and around government for 32 years, which would mean he would have been working at just three years old.

"I'm the only announced candidate who's spent parts of five decades in politics," he explained. "So, I may look young, but I certainly feel a lot older."

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[hlthe2b]

1. He's no more "all there" than his father, intellectually it seems.

[rampartc]

12. look at that guy close. there is no way that rudy is his father

in fact, he looks a little like ..............

[hlthe2b]

13. yeah...

[tonedevil]

21. Buddy Holly? /nt

[Carlitos Brigante]

2. Is he saying the last 4 yrs. felt more like 50? If so, I agree... nt

[Faux pas]

3. He

obviously doesn't know what a decade is

[zaj]

4. Since he was 3 damnit!

He passed his first bill at 6. Straight up child prodigy.

[Submariner]

5. His Mom must be proud

Maybe now she wonders if doing Tequila shots the night he was conceived was such a good idea.

I'd keep wearing a double mask and put on a tinted face shield out in public if I was his parent.

[ProfessorGAC]

6. To Be Fair...

.."decade" begins with a D, like "duo" so Li'l Andy probably thinks a decade is 2 years.
He's such a dolt!

[marble falls]

7. Someone's math sucks. If he's 35 with 5 decades of experience, he was younger than 2 when ...

... he started. Unless 32 years is the 'new' five decades.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. I Know What He's Doing

If he's 35, he was born in '86 or '87.
So he's counting 80s, 90s, aughts, teens, twenties. 5 decades.
Of course, he'd be lying about the first 2, as he'd be 13 at most when the 90s ended.
But, like the rest of his ilk, he thinks he's being clever by counting the decades in which he's been alive.
Clever, he isn't.

[marble falls]

9. Natural born grifter.

[Ligyron]

20. That's what I had puzzled out.

[Autumn]

25. A decade is 10 years so he was just a twinkle in his dads eye for 20 years before he was 2

[marble falls]

26. It may have been a grudge pregnancy.

[Autumn]

29. Whatever it was it created one fucking idiot.

[marble falls]

30. The punchline to the set up after you asked what a grudge pregnancy is ...

... "somebody had it in for Rudy!"

But you are correct, "it created one fucking idiot".

[Hortensis]

10. Whatever. Andrew Giuliani: "The Giuliani name is associated with crime reduction."

Now, THAT's a good one!

Trevor Noah: "I mean, I guess if one person is personally doing all the crimes, that does reduce the number of criminals. Of course, Andrew Giuliani isn't just running as the son of America's only living gargoyle, he's also running of off his extensive experience as President Trump's sports liaison."

(Referring to Giuliani's cheeseburger procurement prowess).

[RockRaven]

11. He's REALLY openly trading on his daddy's reputation...

Which is a big mistake these days.

[Marcuse]

14. "Yeah. Five decades. That will work. Nobody will know."

[abqtommy]

15. Meth'll do that to a guy, Andy.

[Progressive Jones]

16. Maybe he meant in dog years. nt

[Marcuse]

17. Are we sure he isn't the product of incest?

[karynnj]

18. Very odd wording explains it

He is counting the 1980s,1990s, 2000s, 2010s, and 2020. The last is abit over 1 year and he is counting the 1980s when he was born.

Incredibly stupid, especially as it begs what he actually DID in those 5 decades.

[Ms. Toad]

19. Agreed. People need to read and think, rather than react. n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

22. He was 3 when the 80s ended. That's not "in politics" by any stretch.

Saying he was "in politics" in the 90s is silly too. Being used for a photo-op for his dad doesn't really count.

[karynnj]

24. Completely agree, counting either the 80s or 90s is ridiculous

It is also weird to count decades that way rather than just dividing the number of years by 10. Not to mention, I bet at least one of his competitors could use the same concept to get a similarly bizarre number. If they did, I assume they would mock the calculation as they did. Maybe they could count being involved in mock elections in elementary school.

However, the saner answer is to list his real time spent in either government or politics. I wonder if it just comes down to the very low level Trump job.

[marble falls]

27. By his count I've been around nine decades. I'll get that century yet!

[smirkymonkey]

23. What a circus politics is becoming.

It's a free-for-all where any schlub with a will to power can throw their hat in the ring. As long as they are crazy enough to get other crazy people's attention, they can get on the ballot. If his father wasn't famous, he'd be hawking fake Rolex's on Canal Street.

I honestly think the kid is brain-damaged.

[marble falls]

28. Is becoming? You're too gentle!