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bigtree

(85,996 posts) Sat May 22, 2021, 12:46 PM May 2021

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I'm a tourist on vacation, so I erected a gallows in front of the Magic Kingdom

Lori Coleman is fully vaxxed! @DemocracyStorm 59m
I’m a tourist on vacation, so I erected a gallows in front of Magic Kingdom, stabbed the security guy trying to look thru my fanny pack, & ran thru Cinderella’s Castle banging on doors and chanting “Hang Prince Charming” with a mob from the monorail. #January6Commission

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I'm a tourist on vacation, so I erected a gallows in front of the Magic Kingdom (Original Post) bigtree May 2021 OP

That's really good! abqtommy May 2021 #1

Don't forget to smear feces on the walls Blue Owl May 2021 #2

And use the castle as a toilet! Initech May 2021 #5

"Don't let the tourists in," that's perfect. Hoyt May 2021 #3

Tourists always behave like that in my town; don't they in yours? Hekate May 2021 #4

Good job not getting distracted by the security guy underpants May 2021 #6

I always travel with a portable, easy-to-assemble gallows in my car. Never know when one might niyad May 2021 #7

I want to be tried in Wisconsin (not WDC!), where people recognize a prank when they see it. NCjack May 2021 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise May 2021 #9

Brilliant malaise May 2021 #10

This asshole voted against the 1/6 Commission bill LetMyPeopleVote May 2021 #11

Thanks for the clip, hadn't seen it. KS Toronado May 2021 #15

Tourists are so damn scary! They should all be deported. Oh, wait..... MoonRiver May 2021 #12

as you do. n/t Peregrine Took May 2021 #13

Hey, doesn't everybody do that? TheBlackAdder May 2021 #14

so --- was it fun? -(nt)- stopdiggin May 2021 #16

Did you remember the plastic ties? wnylib May 2021 #17

Psshhh leftieNanner May 2021 #19

Nice one, Lori Coleman! BobTheSubgenius May 2021 #18

Good one. JohnnyRingo May 2021 #20

Twitter replies: Rhiannon12866 May 2021 #21

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

1. That's really good!

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 12:47 PM

May 2021

Blue Owl

(50,383 posts)

2. Don't forget to smear feces on the walls

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 12:47 PM

May 2021

Initech

(100,076 posts)

5. And use the castle as a toilet!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #2)

Sat May 22, 2021, 01:00 PM

May 2021

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)

3. "Don't let the tourists in," that's perfect.

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 12:48 PM

May 2021

Hekate

(90,690 posts)

4. Tourists always behave like that in my town; don't they in yours?

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Sat May 22, 2021, 12:55 PM

May 2021

underpants

(182,807 posts)

6. Good job not getting distracted by the security guy

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 01:21 PM

May 2021

That one still makes me laugh. They just followed him where he wanted them to go.

niyad

(113,315 posts)

7. I always travel with a portable, easy-to-assemble gallows in my car. Never know when one might

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 01:38 PM

May 2021

need it. It weighs less than the portable guillotine, which is a real pain to assemble.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)

8. I want to be tried in Wisconsin (not WDC!), where people recognize a prank when they see it.

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Sat May 22, 2021, 01:45 PM

May 2021

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malaise This message was self-deleted by its author.

malaise

(269,004 posts)

10. Brilliant

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Sat May 22, 2021, 01:48 PM

May 2021

Rec

LetMyPeopleVote

(145,264 posts)

11. This asshole voted against the 1/6 Commission bill

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 02:51 PM

May 2021

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KS Toronado

(17,241 posts)

15. Thanks for the clip, hadn't seen it.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #11)

Sat May 22, 2021, 03:25 PM

May 2021

MoonRiver

(36,926 posts)

12. Tourists are so damn scary! They should all be deported. Oh, wait.....

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Sat May 22, 2021, 02:54 PM

May 2021

Peregrine Took

(7,413 posts)

13. as you do. n/t

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Sat May 22, 2021, 03:03 PM

May 2021

TheBlackAdder

(28,201 posts)

14. Hey, doesn't everybody do that?

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Sat May 22, 2021, 03:08 PM

May 2021

stopdiggin

(11,308 posts)

16. so --- was it fun? -(nt)-

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Sat May 22, 2021, 04:38 PM

May 2021

wnylib

(21,466 posts)

17. Did you remember the plastic ties?

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 04:53 PM

May 2021

No tourist should leave home without them.

leftieNanner

(15,101 posts)

19. Psshhh

Reply to wnylib (Reply #17)

Sat May 22, 2021, 09:32 PM

May 2021

And my husband always complains about how much stuff I have in my purse!

You never know when you'll need a couple hundred zip ties now do you?

BobTheSubgenius

(11,563 posts)

18. Nice one, Lori Coleman!

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Sat May 22, 2021, 07:56 PM

May 2021

JohnnyRingo

(18,633 posts)

20. Good one.

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat May 22, 2021, 09:34 PM

May 2021

I hope you hugged and kissed the Mouse before you hit him with the bear spray.

Rhiannon12866

(205,405 posts)

21. Twitter replies:

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Sat May 22, 2021, 11:10 PM

May 2021

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