How anti-vaxxers sound to the rest of us.....

[Nevilledog]

[Aristus]

1. Every time I hear some barely-literate mallethead insist that he "did his own research",

I just want to drop-kick him into the nearest sewer...

This is a good parody. The best parodies are usually indistinguishable from that which they are spoofing.

[rownesheck]

3. Someone I know told me

that Hillary Clinton should be in prison due to all the criminality she's been involved with. I asked him why he thinks this. His response was "dude, it's all over the internet!"

[niyad]

18. To which I have replied, "so is porn. So are the kardashians.. So what?"

[Nevilledog]

5. ...

[smirkymonkey]

7. +1000

[Aristus]

8. Perfect.

[Grokenstein]

14. Spot-on.

[Skittles]

9. I actually did do some research

but I read scientists and doctors and came to the conclusion I should get vaccinated.....and I did

[HUAJIAO]

10. I actually do my own research after hearing what the CDC, NIH, etc have to say.

But I don't think I am a mallet head, so results may vary.

On the other hand, I am a retired percussionist so maybe i AM a mallethead.

[Aristus]

11. And what is your research source-material?

n/t

[Traildogbob]

20. Own research????

If any college student of mine turned in a literature review requiring scientific journals for citing and data, Fox, and grocery store tabloids would never be allowed as viable sources. You would fail that class. These fools will fail survival in a world of pathogens 🦠 desperately looking for a host.

[calimary]

21. When one has one's head up one's own ass, one is bound to see some strange things.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Anti-vaxxers are nut cases

[RKP5637]

4. K&R!!! And generally also quite ignorant! n/t

[PJMcK]

6. Sign at my doctor's office

“Please don’t confuse your Google search with my medical degrees.”

[SoonerPride]

12. That's excellent.

[FakeNoose]

15. That is awesome!

[MiHale]

13. I do my own research every day...

I always forget where I put stuff, I search and research.

[summer_in_TX]

16. }}}snort{{{

[niyad]

17. Whenever I hear "I did my own research", I simply ask, "where? Show me your sources." And to those

who say, "do your own research", I reply, "That is what I have been doing for over sixty years. I know who and what the credible, accurate, truthful, sources are. I also know where the crackpots, liars, bullshit, propaganda and nonsense are."

[SCantiGOP]

19. And if you eat too much

You sink DEEP into the couch in a STATE of sleepiness.
Wake up sheeple!! Tell Joe Biden “No more food!”

[Yavin4]

22. Doing research means having an open mind to the data

If you want to seek out data that support your own opinions, then, yes, you can find it. However, that's not doing research. Research involves seeking out data that my contradict your opinion.

[Mary Mac]

23. Fine! Give their Vaccines to India.