Oh. My. God. He ate a fly! (He being Ted Cruz)

[soothsayer]

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John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈
@aravosis
Oh. My. God. He ate a fly!

[Doodley]

1. Apparently, he was checked out by a doctor afterwards who said his intelligence had doubled.

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Camaeleons love flies.

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[Doodley]

31. Incredible! Thanks for posting Black Adder.

[5X]

2. Lizardo De La Cruz.

[brewens]

3. That really looked pretty natural. If he had just flicked his sticky tongue out to snag it

would have been perfect. I hope that fly just went from a dog turd to his mouth! LOL

[soothsayer]

24. Toad Cruz!

[tosh]

34. Winner!!

[Klaralven]

4. I assume it went in and laid eggs

I think we've seen this movie...

[tosh]

35. OMG!!

[Maxheader]

5. ahahahah!

Someday the bastards skin is going to explode and

[hlthe2b]

6. In what world would one not feel the "tickle" and not brush your hand or finger across your lips?

Instead, he opens his lips and then takes a gulp of water to swallow it?

Interesting...

[EYESORE 9001]

8. I wondered about that too

As an aside, that bug looked to me more than an earwig than a fly.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. I'd like to hear from a skilled video analyst

Videos are easily faked nowadays, so I prefer confirmation before jumping onto a bandwagon to nowhere.

[secondwind]

19. The fly could have been on the tv screen 📺. Who knows for sure

[C_U_L8R]

9. We've seen this before.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Has Qanon figured out Cruz is really a lizard person pedophile yet?

[FelineOverlord]

11. Oh. My. God. He ate a fly! (He being Ted Cruz)

#ToadCruz is trending at #1 on Twitter.

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[sheshe2]

23. Flies are attracted to s**t:

Just saying 😂

[nuxvomica]

12. Answers the question: What is more disgusting than watching Ted Cruz?

Answer: Watching Ted Cruz eat a fly.

[Hugin]

15. +1

There is no bottom, is there?

[MissMillie]

13. the Mike Pence fly? (n/t)

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[Hugin]

14. Hmm... I guess we're gonna have to start calling him...

RENFIELD "Ted" Cruz

No big change since "Ted" isn't a nickname for Renfield, either.

P.S. Eeeew!

[imanamerican63]

16. The bugger(snot) story all over again!

[peacefreak2.0]

17. I knew it.

He IS a reptilian!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. Lizard persons like flies as snacks

[Aldemelod]

20. Beelzebub

Lord of the Flies.

[2naSalit]

25. No shit, right?

That is live on the screen proof!


Wecome to DU!

[Blue Owl]

21. He just keeps on getting more appealing

[Zambero]

22. Unwitting fly mistakes Ted Cruz for a pile of dog shit

And true to his reptilian instincts, Cruz obliges!

[2naSalit]

26. Proof he really is a demon!

[jmbar2]

27. On a hopeful note...

[comradebillyboy]

29. Just like the Renfield character from Dracula.

[megapuzzler]

30. There was an old shady who swallowed a fly

I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps...
someone should send him a spider.

[demtenjeep]

32. flies are attracted to shit

I have always thought ole cancun ted was shit with skin

[Generic Brad]

33. Looks like a deep fake

Not cool if that’s the case.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

36. He's a lizard man.

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