I passed my karate test. Ask me anything.

[Cary]

Oss!

[Disaffected]

1. Can you decapitate someone

with a single blow??

[Cary]

5. I've never tried.

But maybe, with a sharpened katana.

[Brother Buzz]

2. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[Cary]

6. Everyone knows, because ice cream has no bones

[Wounded Bear]

40. Because we send shipments on trains and cargo on ships...

everybody knows that.

[Brother Buzz]

41. But that doesn't explain why there are Interstates in Hawaii

[ChrisF1961]

3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

You did say anything.

[Cary]

10. 24 mph

[JHB]

4. What's the correct response to "queen to queen's level three"?

[Cary]

9. Queen to king's level 1, of course

[Brother Buzz]

11. Ooh, Ooh, I know that!

If the Bishop moves forward, the Queen can capture him.

[Alpeduez21]

7. Does a karate man really bleed on the inside?

[Cary]

12. That would be karate women

[tenderfoot]

8. Did you learn the The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?

eom

[Cary]

13. Sounds messy

[tenderfoot]

16. It's not...

[Cary]

21. I prefer dim mak

[DBoon]

14. Shotokan or Taekwondo?

What color belt are you allowed to wear?

[Cary]

18. Shotokan

I have been a black belt for years. 4 tests are required for Second Dan, at least 1 year apart. I haven't tested in 3 years partly due to Covid. I have 3 more to go.

[Takket]

15. if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Cary]

20. Yes and no

It both makes a sound and doesn't make a sound.

The cat lives.

[bahboo]

17. Why?

[Cary]

19. Why not?

[bahboo]

22. It's a koan...

[Cary]

29. A simple "Thank you Koan" will do

[Tomconroy]

23. You remind me of my secret vice: reading the High Life

Column in the Spectator Magazine, written by the paleo conservative gossip columnist Taki. At the age of 84, he still practices karate every day in Central Park or in whichever of the three homes he happens to be living in. I think he still competes in tournaments. I hope you do as well.

[MiHale]

24. What question would be impossible to answer?

[Cary]

28. Can God create a rock so heavy that She cannot lift it?

[CatWoman]

25. why does it burn when I pee?

[muriel_volestrangler]

26. Wax on, or wax off?

[Cary]

27. Both

Bi-lateral coordination. Keep practicing.

[snort]

30. Does pain hurt?

[Cary]

33. Usually

[Cary]

34. Usually

[ProfessorGAC]

31. How Do You Defend Against The Crane Kick?

This is a trick question!
Congrats!
Although it's a trick question, you still need to answer it!!!

[Cary]

35. No can defense

[ProfessorGAC]

37. You Forgot...

..."if do right."
Because in KK2, the nephew blocks it. So, either there is a defense or Daniel did it wrong.
But, since you're celebrating, we'll give you full credit!
Congrats, again.

[KentuckyWoman]

32. Answer this math problem.

If Clint Eastwood left LA at 2am on a rainy Tuesday riding a jackass east to meet up with Dirty Harry. How many empty chairs would he talk to?

[Cary]

36. Get off my lawn

[KentuckyWoman]

39. That is correct.... but

1 point off.
You did not show your work.

[LAS14]

38. Love this thread. Will check in again tomorrow. nt