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Shots in arms. Money in pockets. Smilin Joe Bidens approval rating holdin steady, even rising. Shit, if it wasnt for all the crazed, violent white supremacists poppin up all over the place, wed be on the brink of the best summer ever. Well, lets chronicle this shit and get on with the weekend, huh?
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I see Rick Santorum finally got fired from CNN for being openly, casually white supremacist. That would probably be better news in a country without so many powerful media outlets where you cant get a job without being openly, casually white supremacist. Still, every time one of these creeps gets taint-punted out of polite society, an angel gets his wings.
Anybody else starting to hear Vincent Prices voice when they read stories describing what pollsters are learning about the actually-we-LIKE-being-Nazis Republican base? That more than half of em still think Tangerine Idi Amin won the election? That, by the millions, theyre becoming increasingly comfortable with the idea of using violence as a handy little America-greatening tool?
Oh, and the cult of QAnon is now as large as a major religion. I would advise against thinking about that as youre trying to fall asleep.
Life in America is fast becoming this fun lil game where you try to get through your day-to-day life without accidentally wandering into one of these maniacs line of fire at the moment the maggots finally gnaw through the last cell in the part of the brain that talks you out of homicidal outbursts.
It would be really awesome if I were exaggerating for comic (or even dramatic) effect, but no, little stories like crazy lady drives SUV into crowded vaccination tent keep appearing, have you noticed that? The would-be murderess in question here claimed she was protesting the vaccine. You can reverse-engineer the way the wingnut media bubble broke this womans brain, cantcha? Lil anti-science screeching, lil equating-protests-with-violence, and a sprinkle of heavily-publicized-red-state-laws-decriminalizing-vehicular-assault on top. Lots more of this shit to look forward to, folks. Wheeeeee.
Meanwhile Ron DeSantis, in his ongoing quest to prove to MAGA Nation that he and only he is the Fashiest of Them All, signed a demented little law designed to punish social media companies for deplatforming politicians over negligible transgressions like inciting racist mob violence and spreading lethal public health disinformation. Cool law, Ron.
Republicansre certainly light on deeply-held principles these days, but expect the years ahead to contain many a crocodile-tear-soaked speech defending the Sacred First Amendment Right to Steal Your Megaphone So I Can Lie Louder. Why lookie here, noted sex trafficker Matthew Louis Gaetz II is already PUBLICLY CALLING FOR MURDER in the name of this entirely-fabricated perceived persecution.
And the path from Straight Fuckin Lie to Hey What You Should Do is Go Kill Some Democrats is only gonna keep getting shorter, folks.
Perhaps Im being unfair. Theyve probably got lotsa principles. Ooo! Heres one: Power may only be wielded by our party, and any election results to the contrary, however decisive, are inherently invalid. And sure, if you nerds want to get all technical about stuff, thats essentially autocracy, but if you dont like it, Im sure we can find a spot for you in a nice, cozy work camp.
In Arizona, Republicans voted to strip the Secretary of States office of its powers to oversee elections, but only for the duration of the current term, because Democrat Katie Hobbs currently occupies the post, ysee, having won it in a free and fair election. Hobbs refuses to play ball when it comes to the Big Lie and the poo-flinging howler monkey audit, so fuck the will of the electorate that specifically chose her to carry out these duties, right?
Now, gerrymandering allows the minoritarian GOP to seize and hold power in quite a few states, but even so, every now and then, the peasants manage to make their voices heard directly, through statewide ballot measures, and boy howdy, our would-be overlords do not like that shit. So naturally, theyre trying to crush the entire process out of existence, because ruling with the consent of the governed is for CUCKS.
(If you want to see some real Orwell-on-a-meth-bender shit, check out the utterly deranged rationale the Mississippi Supreme Court used to steal folks right to govern themselves.)
And then theres Texas, where the theocrat tyrants runnin the joint seem hellbent on translating Pat Robertsons spank bank directly into legislative text. Abortion laws straight out of The Handmaids Tale, gun laws custom-engineered to manufacture mass murder, Silly Rabbit, Voting is for White People suppression, even a bit of mindless jingoism thrown in for flavor and still Lt. Governor Dan Send the Olds to the Soylent Factory Already Patrick threw a shitfit because his gang of fanatics ran out of time before they could throw any state-mandated anti-transgender discrimination on the campfire.
(By the way, theyre pulling all this culture war crap to chase the liberals out of their steadily-purpling state, to save in turn their precious advantage in the Electoral College.)
San Jose hosted one of the most horrific of 2021s 232 mass shootings (more by the time you read this, surely), as the nations psychotic, domineering gun culture makes up for all those lost months when the global pandemic made it difficult to find crowds large enough to be worthy of slaughter.
Wee Donnie One-Term might not have a political office or a social media platform or a brain capable of figuring out how umbrellas work, but what he does have is a grand jury looking into his history of fiscal fuckery. Seems Manhattan DA Cy Vance has the receipts, (and the tax returns...and Allen Weisselbergs nuts in a vise...) and you know theres at least one iPhone screen in Mar-a-Lago cracking to pieces under the panicked pounding of tiny, inadequate fingers attempting to google an ex-President gets one last pardon, for old times sake, right?
Some folksre giddy with anticipation, now that Amazons acquisition of MGM means Jeff Bezos is (probably) the proud owner of the fabled Apprentice outtakes, allegedly overflowing with footage of Hairplug Himmler openly using slurs instead of his usual dog-whistle-drenched vernacular of plausible deniability. I confess, I doubt the release of these clips would change much; while were certainly in no danger of running out of indignant protestations about how maliciously unfair it is to call Republicans racist, youd have to travel to the most isolated corners of the Amazon (the other one) to find human beings who dont understand that bigotry is Trump and Trumpisms SOLE selling point.
Theres something horrifyingly adorable (adorrifying?) about watching once-powerful traditional Republicans try to stand up to the out-of-control hate mob their party has become, only to discover every muscle anywhere near the spinal column has atrophied. Minority Leader McCarthy managed to sputter out an anemic hey, couldja do me a solid and stop comparing shit to the Holocaust, Marjorie? and Qs favorite congressfreak responded with precisely the sort of grace and contrition any rational person would have seen coming a mile away. I feel like the snake/frog story gets told a lot these days...doesnt seem tove sunk in.
Paul Ryan somehow managed to chirp his own half-assed condemnation of the populist appeal of one personality, without the sack to even mention Trump by name, like some sad, trembling, one-chapter Harry Potter character. Gosh Paul, if only you sat on the board of Fox News or somethin, you might have the power to, I dunno, influence the discourse?
As expected, Senate Republicans successfully filibustered a bipartisan bill that would have created a bipartisan congressional commission to investigate the events of January 6th, 2021.
Hmmm. Naw, that aint it. If you truly prefer your coverage so milquetoast, watch Chuck Todd*. Here at Shower Caps Blog, we strive for something a little more honest. Lets try this again:
As expected, Senate Republicans, in open collaboration with their increasingly fascist partys terrorist wing, abused the powers of their offices and Congress arcane procedural Calvinball rulebook to cover up their own complicity in the most heinous terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11, because there is nothing, NOTHING they value over their own greasy grip on power; not the security of the homeland, not the values enshrined the U.S. Constitution, not even the lives of the Capitol law enforcement officers who risked and even gave everything to protect their craven asses from the bloodthirsty mob they themselves incited.
What assholes.
Mitch McConnell allegedly asked members of his caucus to vote no as a personal favor, and folks, I feel like if you find yourself in relationships with people who ask you to support terrorist violence in service to overthrowing and ending democracy in America, you should probably be big enough to admit that youve made some bad choices. Seriously. Please wander out into the desert to wrestle with your shit ASAP, because the point of no return has become distressingly discernible of late.
In a civilized society, not one of these colluding cowards would be able to so much as order a McFlurry without every decent American for miles shouting SHUT YOUR NAZI WHORE MOUTH, TRAITOR in unison until they slink away in shame.
Meanwhile, insurrectionist tooth jockey/sitting U.S. Congressman Paul Gosar wants to make a martyr of Ashli Babbitt, who got her fool ass killed doin all that terrorism she chose tdo. Call me old-fashioned, but when I see elected officials in the United States of America behaving like the leaders of ISIS and al-Qaeda, I get a little peevish. Anyway, Im sure Minority Leader Chamberlain is far too busy not disciplining Gaetz and Taylor Greene to do anything about the other Nazi in his caucus.
So yeah, the theme this week** is that the whole dang Republican Party, top to bottom, is pretty much done with the whole democracy thing. Youre unlikely to find any inspirational cat posters in their offices these days, but if you catch em at just the right moment, youll notice the glamor shot of Alexander Lukashenko on the edge of the desk, its the one they stare at longingly, whispering soon, soon.
Have I brought back the ol VOTE IN THE GODDAMN MIDTERMS catchphrase yet? Because yall really need to VOTE IN THE GODDAMN MIDTERMS, what with dirtbag authoritarianism bein on the rise at home and abroad n all.
Lordy, thats more than enough for now. May your weekend bring beer, brats, and meaningful reflection on the rights and responsibilities of American citizenship. Ill be back to talk about more Nazi shit in a week. Stay safe out there, friends.
PS - I think maybe the Proud Boys are trying to take over the Nevada state GOP but I wasnt sure I should mention it. Oh, and an event commemorating the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre was cancelled over threats of white supremacist violence. But it would be wrong to teach kids in school that America has a racism problem.
*Do not, under any circumstances, actually watch Chuck Todd.
**Kinda like last week. And the week before that. And the week before that. And...
tblue37
(65,457 posts)sop
(10,220 posts)This could get very interesting.
ms liberty
(8,588 posts)Just to embarass and try to destroy someone you despise. I hope that's the reason he bought it. I'm almost giddy at the thought.