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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDon Jr. resorts to doing $500 personal message requests to line his pockets
It's probably the most honest work he's ever done, but who'd want to see that face or hear that voice, even for free?
This just in: Donald Trump Jr. has a new grift.
The ex-presidents homophobic son recently joined Cameo, the online service that allows people to commission video messages from celebrities. For $500, hell record whatever kind of video you want, whether its a birthday greeting, a pep talk, or a thank you message. You name it!
Because who doesnt want a 15-second clip of Don Jr. looking glossy eyed and speaking incoherently from his messy kitchen? In his Cameo profile, Jr. describes himself as a Father, Patriot, Outdoorsman, Political Commentator and #1 NYT Bestselling author. And in a brief introduction video, he says: Guys, Donald Trump Jr. here. Really excited about being on Cameo. Look forward to communicating with you guys.
Jr. charges $500 for a standard video or $800 for a 24-hour turn around. And for $20 hell send you a DM. His girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, is also on the platform, although she charges a much more reasonable $200 per video.
https://www.queerty.com/500-don-jr-will-record-cellphone-video-anything-want-20210602
Skittles
(153,193 posts)also, like his father, he appears to never have held a REAL job
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)That was my first thought as well! God, what hideous creatures they are! Inside and out.
Will we ever be free of this miserable, sickening family? I am so tired of them.
MiHale
(9,775 posts)GoodRaisin
(8,929 posts)The whole family are criminals.
eShirl
(18,503 posts)SoonerPride
(12,286 posts)I was gonna say "that cocaine ain't free anymore now that daddy ain't prez!"
NanceGreggs
(27,818 posts)... he'll include a set of Ginsu knives, delightful bamboo windchimes, and free membership at your local Blockbuster video rental outlet.
Bullfeathers
(108 posts)NanceGreggs
(27,818 posts)... but why do I keep seeing Dancing with the Stars in Don Junior's future?
True Dough
(17,320 posts)And if he doesn't win, it will undoubtedly become a conspiracy theory. The judges were stacked against him due to his political beliefs and being the son of the USA's most self-congratulatory former president.
trusty elf
(7,401 posts)North Shore Chicago
(3,324 posts)I read the title as "Personal MASSAGE"
I was getting a little ill at the prospect.
Quoph
(14 posts)If I was paid $500 to do so
tanyev
(42,610 posts)sir pball
(4,758 posts)BGBD
(3,282 posts)We can get a video of Jr. Saying ANYTHING for just $500???
Is he smart enough to not make a video or is he gonna read whatever is there like Ron Burgandy?
True Dough
(17,320 posts)how he and his family are guilty of corruption on many levels?
We'll get to that one eventually....but there's more fun to be had.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Asking for a well-heeled friend.
True Dough
(17,320 posts)so long as they pay the $500!
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)"Whatever you want in the divorce, it's yours. Everything that went wrong with our relationship is my fault, because I'm a selfish bastard, but my last name really should have tipped you off. You can have full custody of the kids and whatever support payments you think you should get. After all, you had to fuck me, and Kimberly has told me what a chore that is. Don't sweat visitation, I don't remember the kids' names anyway. I make this statement of my own volition, and stipulate that it can be used for any reason whatsoever, including in any divorce proceedings."
Here's your $500, Beavis.
True Dough
(17,320 posts)I can only hope that comes to pass.
Baked Potato
(7,733 posts)Hes definitely Roger Stoning SAD.