Trump on his Facebook ban: I won't invite Zuckerberg to dinner when I'm 'back in the White House'

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In a statement that’s likely meant to throw some red meat at the sadly misinformed people who think he’ll be reinstated as president, Donald Trump lashed out at Facebook over the news that the social media platform upheld his ban for at the next two years, saying that he won’t be inviting Mark Zuckerberg to dinner when he’s in the White House “next time.”

“Next time I’m in the White House there will be no more dinners, at his request, with Mark Zuckerberg and his wife. It will be all business!” Trump’s statement read.

😂😂😂 What a Maroon!


https://deadstate.org/trump-on-his-facebook-ban-i-wont-invite-zuckerberg-to-dinner-when-im-back-in-the-white-house/

[gratuitous]

1. Will you let him into your pillow fort, Needy Amin?

Or is your "Keap Owt" sign going up there, too?

[Midnight Writer]

2. I bet Zuckerberg's wife will miss having the old man lunging at her goodies.

[Downtown Hound]

3. Damn. Guess he'll have to buy his own Big Mac.

[LanternWaste]

11. He's the kind of guy who feels both clever and righteous at the expense

of mentally ill people arguing with trees.

It takes all kinds, I suppose.

[tanyev]

4. Zuck's going to be inconsolable to miss out on an opportunity

to watch Donny eat two scoops of ice cream while he only gets one.

[PlanetBev]

5. Nannee nannee boo boo

You can’t come to my birthday party.

I wish jungle rot on all those assholes who foisted this idiot on us.

[DFW]

6. Zuckerberg's reaction, two versions:

Trump thinks. Zuck is inconsolable, and is an emotional wreck, drowning in his own tears.
Real version: Zuck yawns and says, "sure, OK. Anything else?"

[soothsayer]

7. Do androids even eat?

[Blue Owl]

8. What a loss

[rurallib]

9. Will Trump invite Z to visit him in prison?

[jmowreader]

10. Zuckerberg's response

"I've had dinner with the former president Trump. Once was enough."

[sakabatou]

12. Does Dump need a waaaahmbulence?

[Ilsa]

13. Missing out on meatloaf and diet coke?

I'm sure the billionaire is sleepless over it.

(I read that when the waiter asked Chris Christi what he'd have, Trump interjected, "He'll have the meatloaf." )

[Johonny]

14. We all know if Mark asked, he'd invite him because Trump craves attention

particularly from real billionaires.