An assault rifle is not equivalent to a Swiss Army knife.

[rickford66]

It doesn't have a toothpick.

[sheshe2]

1. No corkscrew either.

[billh58]

2. A Swiss Army Knife

can't kill 60 and wound 411 people in 10 minutes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Las_Vegas_shooting

[dem4decades]

3. I think I remember the guy who killed all those people in Vegas with a Swiss Army knife,

From his hotel room on the 32nd floor, do you?

[marble falls]

4. Oh I don't know, there's got to be one in here somewhere - it's a $9000.00 Swiss Army Knife ...

[I_UndergroundPanther]

5. Does that thing actually exist?

No hope of fitting that in your pocket.

[rsdsharp]

6. Yes, it does.

The Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife is designed to celebrate 100 years of innovation by building in pretty much every tool that they make into one pocket knife. While it really is hardly a traditional folding knife, it does include just about any tool you can imagine. This knife is made by Wenger, the maker of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife and the exact count is for this knife is 87 implements and it can preform over 140 different functions. If you decide to pony up and grab one of these, you can expect that it won’t dangle very well from you key chain since it weighs in at almost three pounds! You can rest assured that it does come with more features that you can ever expect to really use.

[marble falls]

7. Funny you should that ...

... This is one of the best mock-up graphic I've ever seen.

They had another review that said the guy left his in the front pocket of his Swiss Army shorts and when it went through the washer - it completely disassembled it!

[YMB]

8. Im sure theres an attachment

you can find for it.

[NickB79]

9. That already comes standard in a gun nut's tightly whities

So no need to put one on the rifle.

[canetoad]

10. I have a small Sw. army knife

Mainly for freeing birds and animals caught in fishing line or rope.

I guess an assault rifle would fix that.