I'm Going To Drink A Beer Every Time Robme Tells A Lie

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Will a case be enough?

[yourout]

1. for the 1st 1/2 hour.

You are going to have one hell of a hangover.

[barnabas63]

2. That could lead to...

..alcohol poisoning!

[Still Sensible]

3. What will you do after the first ten minutes? n/t

[librarylu]

4. No

You're going to get falling down drunk and end up going to AA meetings for the rest of your life.

[lunatica]

5. I suggest you use a different method than popping a beer at every lie

I would just write a number down and then catch up with the bears at your leisure.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Wast it 30 lies in 30 minutes last debate?

You'll die if alcohol poisoning!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

7. you might want to change that to

a sip of beer or you'll be tits up in record time!

[notadmblnd]

8. I wouldn't want to be you in the morning.

Me? I'm gonna smoke me a little something, something.

[WinkyDink]

9. Call 911 RIGHT *&*^^&* NOW! :-)

[madinmaryland]

13. I'm going to call my congressman RIGHT FUCKING NOW everytime Mittens lies...

Elijah Cummings probably won't want to hear from me again!!

[WinkyDink]

19. Ha! Too bad there's not some organized #RomneyLie to bombard Twitter with!

(I'm not on Twitter.)

[BarackTheVote]

10. At least you'll be passed out for the media backlash

OMG, Obama let himself get walked all over!
OMG, Obama was so ANGRY!

F'kin' low information voters who fall for the pundit's superficial f'kin' "analysis."

[Island Blue]

11. Hope you don't have to drive anywhere afterward -

or go to work tomorrow. That's gonna be one mother of a hangover.

[lalalu]

12. channeling Foster Brooks ?

[Raven]

14. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99

bottles of beer...

Do you always need an excuse to drink in excess?

[backscatter712]

15. You're itching for alcohol poisoning?

Cuz you're gonna do a looooot of drinking...

[teabaggersarestupid]

16. Are you trying to commit suicide?

You'll be dead after 15 minutes.

[LadyHawkAZ]

17. Alcohol poisoning can be fatal

May I suggest a shot of beer for every lie instead?

[Nancy Waterman]

18. You'll have alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes. Be careful.

A tiny sip would suffice and you still might not last the whole 90 minutes.

[malaise]

20. Order a liver in advance

[mzmolly]

21. I think you'll need two cases.

I suggest a sip instead?

[B Calm]

28. He said over 60 lies in the last debate!

[mzmolly]

29. Make that three.

[chowder66]

22. Grab a bucket! If the lies come as fast as last time your head will be spinning sans beer.nt

[bluestate10]

23. Call in sick for work now. You're going to be drunk for a week. nt

[tavernier]

24. The city of Milwaukee just erupted in cheers...

The mayor is preparing a celebration to give you the keys to the city.

[sakabatou]

25. Beware of alcohol poisoning.

[Logical]

26. Have an Ambulance on standby!!!

[ashling]

27. When you recover from your hangover

check in here to find out what he said in the last 3/4 of the debate

[Rosa Luxemburg]

30. qill will be carrying you out on a stretcher!

[SDjack]

31. Be careful -- alcoholysis is real. nt

[LisaL]

32. Hey.

We don't want you to die from alcohol poisoning.

[Maeve]

33. Alcohol poisoning will ensue. eom

[JaneyVee]

34. R.I.P.

[Frumious B]

35. Have you voted yet?

Because if you try a stunt like that you might not pull through and we need every vote.

[Aerows]

36. Please don't

You will need to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

[RoccoR5955]

37. You'll need at LEAST two cases! n/t

WTF- Just get a keg, and keep it handy for the next debate, and bunch of Rmoney lies.

[BlueToTheBone]

38. You may want to take some excedrine about 1/2 way through.

Just a little buffer to the terrible headache you will probably have.