Your assignment---should you choose to accept it---is simply stated:

[Atticus]

Make up some totally ridiculous and slanderous conspiracy theory about Democrats, liberals---any non-Trumpies---that is SO TRANSPARENTLY STUPID that even Qanon will not spread it.

Just don't try to stand on one leg and hold your breath until you come up with that, OK?

[captain queeg]

1. I don't know if I could come up with something so stupid some RW nuts wouldn't believe it.

Let me think; Bill Gates wants to employ vaccinations to spread…?

Use the forest service to change the orbit of the moon to stop global warming?

Italian sattelites hacking into voting machines and changing trump votes to Biden?

The bar is still pretty high (or low) for these loons