Jared Kushner set to publish 'definitive' book on Trump presidency

[dalton99a]

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-politics-kushner/jared-kushner-set-to-publish-definitive-book-on-trump-presidency-idUSL2N2NY035

June 15, 2021 9:24 PM
Jared Kushner set to publish 'definitive' book on Trump presidency
By Reuters Staff

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Jared Kushner, son-in-law of former U.S. President Donald Trump and a senior adviser in his administration, has reached a deal to write a book billed by his publisher as the “definitive” recounting of Trump’s presidency.

The book will be released early next year, according to publisher Broadside Books, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers specializing in conservative authors.

“Jared Kushner was the most consequential adviser throughout President Trump’s presidency, and as a senior adviser, he played a central role in the administration’s most significant accomplishments - including the Abraham Accords, Criminal Justice Reform, Operation Warp Speed, and USMCA,” Broadside said in announcing the deal.

“His book will be the definitive, thorough recounting of the administration and the truth about what happened behind closed doors,” the publisher said.



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I'd rather wait for the real thing - The Book Of All Books

[SharonAnn]

1. It will be self-serving, not truthful.

[joetheman]

35. He needs the money. Buy on copy and pass it around. nt

[ironflange]

36. Better yet, torrent it

It'll still be overpriced though.

[Brainfodder]

54. Someone buy it and scan it and post it online and still no one will read it?

[Tripper11]

2. I was sure this was an Onion Headline

Still could be!

[SergeStorms]

3. Oh, please.

That should be one running lie. I imagine this will be a work of fiction?

[MiniMe]

4. I will not buy anything that the former family puts out

I refuse to support them

[Midnight Writer]

18. Unless it's a confession, I ain't buying it.

[Ziggysmom]

5. Must be a comic book?

[C_U_L8R]

6. Sorry, Jared

You'll still be a pariah in New York City. Persona non grata. No Met Gala for you.

[electric_blue68]

46. "No Met Gala for you" 👏 BWAH! 😂

[secondwind]

7. That face is soooo SMACKABLE.

[smirkymonkey]

28. It really is.

He’s such a freak show. Totally gives me the creeps.

[LiberalFighter]

40. If I had my way... nt (Can't say it)

[onecaliberal]

8. Lying criminal piece of shit. Truly without conscience.

[lagomorph777]

48. Genocidal monster.

He's the one who told Trump to use COVID to hurt blue states.

[onecaliberal]

50. 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Will be a coloring book?

[IcyPeas]

10. Who's the market for this, seriously?

He's just ivanka's hubby for all intents and purposes. No one cares. The Maga crowd don't read. It'll be full of ass kissing and patting himself on the back.

[Mr.Bill]

20. The RNC will buy hundreds of thousands of them

and use them as bait for donations. Same thing they did with Sarah Palin's book.

[demtenjeep]

11. lies and the new liars that lie

sorry but Franken beat you to it

[Fiendish Thingy]

12. The most punchable face in America. Nt

[SamKnause]

13. Fucking mutant.

The whole fucking bunch of them are evil mutants.

[Blue Owl]

14. And the failing continues

[3catwoman3]

15. His face is the color and smoothness of...

…Silly Putty.

[Hoyt]

16. Won't read anything that over-Botox head MFer writes.

[Solly Mack]

17. Yeah, OK, right.

Snort

[ShazzieB]

19. The idea of Jared "The Life-Size Ken Doll" Kushner producing a definitive anything

is both pathetic and hilarious!

While I'm here, what's going on with his face? His right eyelid is all droopy. Time for another visit to the plastic surgeon? Also, his mouth looks like he's in pain. Or like he smells something really nasty. Ugh, that waxy looking face of his gives me the creeps.

[sakabatou]

21. So, it'll be complete and utter BS full of lies.

[Eugene]

22. Boy Blunder's list of greatest hits seems to be unravelling.

Abraham Accords - The Middle East is so peaceful?
Criminal Justice Reform - incomplete at best
Operation Warp Speed - his lack of planning needed the Biden administration to fix the mess
USMCA - the jury is out on that one

[Demovictory9]

23. and daddy will buy him a Pulitzer?

[Bucky]

24. Who remembers "Don't Buy Books by Crooks"?

[struggle4progress]

25. Don't buy books from schmucks!

[Martin68]

26. Gee, I wonder if Jared is going to play an important part in this narrative...

[malaise]

27. Well at least the Slobfather and his family

know it's over

[Jilly_in_VA]

29. As if

Bar Mitzvah boy had anything worth saying. Dubious.

[Lord Ludd]

37. I don't understand the 'Bar Mitzvah boy' label

What does his being an observant Jew have to do with anything?

[Retrograde]

38. Because he looks like he's 13?

I don't get it either

[Lord Ludd]

44. Didn't think of that angle

He does look immature, which makes him more dangerous.

[Jilly_in_VA]

52. Exactly!

And if you listen to him, he sounds like it too. I cannot stand his voice. He sounds exactly like an 8th grader.

[Hekate]

60. Because he looks like a Ken Doll: pre-puberty, hairless all over, no secondary sex characteristics...

…his voice hasn’t broken….

In other words, he looks like he’s only 12 or 13 years old.

[dmr]

30. The truth behind closed doors ...

This article makes Jared sound so accomplished ...

[Corgigal]

31. Murdered a lot of NYC

residents, you mutant. They didn’t forget.

[Vinca]

32. Working title: "How to Save the Inheritance."

[Paladin]

33. Advance look at entire content:

One sentence on a single page:

"It sucked donkey dicks."


THE END

[UTUSN]

34. HAH!1 The place is drowning in JOKES!

[LiberalFighter]

39. Hah!

[twodogsbarking]

41. Do women find him creepy?

I am not a woman but he gives me the creeps.

[Skittles]

42. he is creepy

but then so is his plastic wife

[Hekate]

61. This

[smirkymonkey]

43. God, yes!

First of all, he doesn't even look human. He's a complete freak show. Secondly, he is completely androgynous. He's an "it". Not binary, but just completely devoid of sexuality. He's like a robot. There is no "there" there.

[twodogsbarking]

45. You can call me twodogsbarking.

Your comment was stellar.

[smirkymonkey]

49. Hey, twodogs!

I love dogs, btw! Even when they bark. Thanks for the response!

[lark]

47. Lying, whiny, right wing zionist lies and utter poison.

Gee I bet he doesn't go into they let CV19 spread on purpose because they thought it would only kill Dems. I also bet he doesn't tell how he & his EDIL (evil dad in law) personally profiteered off tens of millions of dollars worth of stolen PPE and vents while making taxpayers pay 15x their price to try and stop the massive death wave. I also bet he doesn't tell how Stop the Steal is a russian made perpetual profiteering machine and that they and the far right militias were paid at their behest to try and overthrow the 2020 election on 1/6. So, no important truths and 100% stinking dripping vomit inducing lies.

[11 Bravo]

51. Pictured: Kushner celebrating his sixth place finish in a five-man beard growing contest.

[Johonny]

53. If the truth of what happened behind closed doors came out, he'd go to jail

so I'm sure it will be a ghost written reach around for Trumpers with little or no interesting information.

[area51]

55. Waxwork dummies can write?

[lindysalsagal]

58. No, but they can promise to pay ghost-writers, and then, ooops, run out of dough.

[scarytomcat]

56. must be a picture book

With big type really big type

[lindysalsagal]

59. Cover of the book: