this is still so damn funny and I've seen it 100 times #TrumpIsUnwell

[TomDaisy]

Link to tweet

[sop]

1. He lied about drinking, too.

[Maraya1969]

2. That was the first time I ever really heard him slur his words. I've heard all

the mispronunciations but never the actual slurring before

[PsakiPswirli]

7. Adderall

He always seemed very high. Noel Casler has great stories.

[patphil]

3. I like the Slock Rocket.

[TomDaisy]

10. I know. It's so gross.

[Captain Zero]

11. Isn't that the failure to launch of a Crotch Rocket?

nt

[monkeyman1]

4. he talked like that in the 60's !!

[NJCher]

5. this is a

trump-loathing English teacher's dream!

[FakeNoose]

6. I think Chump is just a terrible reader, and I'd heard he has dyslexia

... so he reads stuff off the teleprompter incorrectly. He just continues botching it, even though he doesn't understand what he just read. Most people when they realize they made a mistake, they stop and correct themselves, but Chump never does that. It all sounds great to him.

[summer_in_TX]

8. Bright people with dyslexia will not read the exact words on the page.

But they'll substitute words and the meaning will be the same.

I saw an interview with Erin Brockovich the other day and she mentioned she was dyslexic. Later she read something which showed what was on the page and we could hear what she said. It was a great illustration of that principle. Many substitutions but they made perfect sense and were articulate and intelligent.

Donald Trump isn't a bright person, so his substitutions do not make sense or sound right.

[RockRaven]

9. Trump refuses to wear glasses in public. They used massive font on teleprompters etc but that

only goes so far. In fact, it probably contributed to a lot of his weird verbal missteps because he couldn't read ahead far enough to get the emphasis/pronunciation correct, especially when his lazy ass wasn't familiar with the speech because he didn't participate in the writing nor read it ahead of time.

And make no mistake, he DOES wear glasses in private. The pics are rare compared to the total amount of existing pics of his ugly assface, but they have appeared in MSM.

As for his weird slurring, his dental devices and purported substance abuse aren't doing him any favors there... But it probably is not helped by his frequent ignorance of what he's going to say before he says it.