trump is coming to my village

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

https://chroniclet.com/news/265267/trump-rally-coming-to-the-lorain-county-fairgrounds/


What did we do to deserve this?

He' going to hold a "rally" at the Lorain County Fairgrounds in Wellington (OH).

Some may remember the confederate flag kerfuffle a few years back at the fair.

[MiniMe]

1. And he will leave your village in debt that his campaign will never repay

[Blue Owl]

2. Prediction: Your village will soon have an idiot

[area51]

8. +1 n/t

[niyad]

3. my deepest sympathies. Do you have sufficient pest repellent?

[jimfields33]

4. Luckily the fairgrounds are far away from most residents

I have to travel 45 minutes to get to the fairgrounds. No way would I know trump was in town if at fairgrounds.

[captain queeg]

5. He's like the old rock bands that don't pack the top venues any more

End up playing county fair grounds. I hope to see him touring the country holding rallies in local facilities and getting a few hundred people at most. Let me rephrase that…it’s what I expect. I hope we never see or hear from him again.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. This year's musical group at the fair is a "Journey" tribute band

[hatrack]

9. True story - friend traveling across northern Missouri . . .

The billboard:

"Steam Tractor Show - with Def Leppard".

Oy.

[captain queeg]

14. Wow. I think Blue Oyster Cult is playing at our fair grounds

Quite a come down from the old days. I remember seeing them in the 70s. It was an outdoor concert. There were several bands. REO Speedwagon, at least one other I can’t remember right now.

[riversedge]

6. Leave a whole bunch of cow poop around his plane steps

[jmowreader]

10. Make sure the check clears before the rally, 'kay?

Trump ain't exactly renowned for paying his bills.

[Vinca]

11. You can count on your property taxes going up next year in order to make up the budget

shortfall caused by Trump stiffing the village.

[Betty88]

12. Get the money upfront

[keithbvadu2]

13. The city should demand payment up front for city services to be used.

The city should demand payment up front for city services to be used.

Or provide NO city services including traffic control.

Notify resident in advance to stay clear.

(or go to make a traffic jam)

[electric_blue68]

15. Let's see - a ring of salt around your house, or apt door, a braid of garlic...

🤔 what else...


So Sorry! Blarg!!!!!

[Takket]

16. might be a good day to take a ride to one of the great lakes and grab a Bed&Breakfast room.

[bedazzled]

17. Could be worse

I have to live within 10 miles of the mf-er

Only six months a year thank god