Rudy Giuliani is now practicing LAWn.

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

This is a parody account
WAIT


It's the REAL Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Bwahahahaha!

[zuul]

1. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

2. Let's hope the homeowner there has his lawn furniture chained and locked.

My years of observing Rudy say if he's grinning, somebody is getting screwed.


KY..........

[underpants]

3. I was looking for a meme like this.

Very funny

[dalton99a]

4. Nice lawn office.

[Probatim]

5. He's sober enough for a riding mower? n/t

[NotASurfer]

6. Probably ran into a guy at the Four Seasons he booked for that presser

Somebody who suggested he has a lot of experience dealing in dirt and, so to speak, composted manure, that might work well in the lawn care field. Clearly the whole "lawyer to the Slobfather" thing isn't working out.

[ffr]

7. I think he's beyond practicing. I think he's got it down by now.

[Blue Owl]

8. Lawn & Odor

All those bodily secretions are gonna kill that lawn in no time flat...

[Stuart G]

9. I don't even think Rudy is qualified to pick up lawn clippings..