The next Republican Congress will make Trump's birthday a federal holiday

[Orrex]

Especially if that miserable daughterfucker hasn’t died by then.

And every GOP-led state will race to jump onto the bandwagon, ever-eager to snuffle at Trump’s festering taint.

[Dan]

1. Not happenings...why

Cause it would give the peons a day off with pay.

[Orrex]

2. They'll rescind Juneteenth to make up for it.

[Dan]

8. Hahaha

For sure….

[MissB]

3. Yeah but it'd be an unpaid one

[I_UndergroundPanther]

4. I would celebrate

trump's death day however.
Ding,dong the fascist's dead.

And I also will celebrate the day he goes to prison until he dies.

Those two days would be cause for great celebration.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. He was born on June 14, 1946. Watch them call it Juneteenth.

[IcyPeas]

6. we can celebrate on June 31st.

(reference is to letter marjorie t. greene wrote):
Marjorie Taylor Greene sent a letter on June 4 to U.S. President Joe Biden. She wrote that she expected answers by June 31, 2021. Yes, June 31, 2021.

[Turbineguy]

7. Next

They'll need to set up a budget for crown jewels.

Something gaudy and grotesque would be appropriate. Something very expensive, later found to be plated and with paste jewels..

[PortTack]

9. Oh please....

[Leith]

10. They should just make Flag Day a federal holiday

They never shut up about how much they love a piece of cloth. Let them make it official.

[Brainfodder]

11. Can we just force Kentucky out of the union already?

The status quo loving do nothing Republican party for the greedy who are afraid sharing the wealth is some horrific idea and instead prefer to hide behind corporations and force people to barely survive for their bank account numbers benefit, to basically have MORE stuff?

That party is fully corrupted IMHO.

All those Republicans voted against the voting bill, all of them.

ALL ALL ALL!

[11 Bravo]

12. K&R for "festering taint".

[DavidDvorkin]

13. If they do, we can import a Guy Fawkes Day tradition from England

Namely, the firecracker-filled dummy thrown into a bonfire. It's called a Guy. We could call ours a Former Guy.

(I'm assuming they still do that in England in modern times. Perhaps they no longer do.)