Trump struggles to explain what Melania is doing post-White House (😂)

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Trump struggles to explain what Melania is doing post-White House: 'She's low key but not actually low key'

Travis Gettys
June 25, 2021

Former president Donald Trump gave a rambling explanation for his wife's activities since leaving the White House nearly six months ago.

The twice-impeached one-term president called in to Newsmax TV for a lengthy interview, and the hosts asked what Melania Trump had been up to since leaving Washington, D.C., as President Joe Biden was sworn in.

"It's very funny," Trump began. "She's a very confident person. She was very successful as a model, she was very, very successful. and she is low key, but not actually low key, but she's low key and the people love her. For instance, I'm making a speech in Ohio, where they're going to have big crowds, they already have them lined up. We're going have big crowds tomorrow night, and when I go there, there will be many, many signs. 'We love our first lady, we love our first lady,' and a lot of times they show a picture of a high heel, a shoe with a high heel."

That sent him off on a tirade about media coverage of his wife's outfit while touring damage wrought by Hurricane Harvey.

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"That's when they scammed us, when she went to a hurricane, and in Texas, and we left for Air Force One, and she feels an obligation to be beautifully dressed representing the people of our country, so she walked into the plane wearing, you know, we're looking great," Trump said, "and then she had a bag and the bag was sneakers and a sweatsuit and all the things, right? And she got hammered for going to a hurricane that way, you know, etc., etc., and the high heels became a big thing, anyway. They love the first lady and the people, and you don't read that, you don't read that and they, the news loves to keep her out, and that's okay, frankly, with her it's absolutely okay. You understand, she's got a lot of confidence, got a lot of confidence."

https://www.rawstory.com/melania-trump-2653547698/

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"And whatever it is I've said here today..."

What a ridiculous, ludicrous buffoon. And the majority of the GQP thinks he deserves to be their God Emperor.

[rurallib]

1. They should have asked if he was still hiring whores also

Can't imagine anyone in this country could care what melanoma is doing.

[Escurumbele]

29. They would not, didn't you hear how he asked the question? "Our great first Lady"

"Great First Lady"

Her accomplishments as first lady would not fill one half of a page...our useless first lady...

[Trueblue1968]

58. Her accomplishments ::::

[Midnight Writer]

59. She looks very confident.

[smirkymonkey]

65. "She was very successful as a model. Very, very successful."

[Trueblue1968]

76. YEAH YEAH, Malaria was very successful in the NEKID & PORN Categories!!!

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. Cracked

Somebody get him some medical attention.

[lagomorph777]

68. Cucked.

Somebody get the cameras off that sad piece of shit. It's depressing.

[brush]

3. Translation: She sleeps in another bedroom and won't let me near her.

[dawg day]

22. She doesn't even live in the same state.

She's either in Maryland or NY, I think. Maryland was where the son was going to school and her parents had a house.
NY is where the Handsome Hunk Hank is.

[brush]

23. Heehee! I kinda knew she'd find a way back to her NY squeeze.

Poor orange turd. Javanka is openly distancing themselves from him. The two dumb sons are of no use, and he never cared about Melanoma's kid. Tiffany never mattered either.

The only one advocating for him now is daughter-in-law Lara, and I suspect he suspects she has an agenda to use him as a springboard for he own political career.

Oh, woe is lonely donald. Too bad, so sad.

[a kennedy]

4. AND I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE HE WAS PRESIDENT.

so sorry for yelling, but I’m still just sick of him being a POTUS. 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

[SallyHemmings]

5. He hasn't seen her in months

[musclecar6]

6. Just

A con man bullshit artist from Queens who takes all the dumb fucks in the world for a ride. Not a smart guy just a manipulative asshole, like most car salesmen.

[Mister Ed]

7. While the rest of us struggle to care what she's doing. n/t

[Raven]

8. Apparently, she's not confident enough to leave the bastard. n/t

[SoCalNative]

10. Probably finally realized

he's broke and she'd get nothing if she does.

[dawg day]

55. Yeah, he's basically "living over the store", staying in his own hotel suites, and not the good ones

He supposedly had an apartment in the DC hotel-- a big one.
But he can't live in DC.
He's got the two-story flat in Trump Tower.
But he can't live in NY.

He's got to live somewhere he hopes the governor will give him some time before extradition-- so he can get out of the country. DeSantis will do that.

He did go up to NJ for a few weeks. I'm not sure where he is now-- Florida can't be very appealing this time of year.

[napi21]

11. It has nothing to do with confidence. She won't leave him because she'd lose all that money!

She married him for the money & who knows, maybe she'll get a big chunk in the will. he's gettin old and if she's lucky, she won't have to put up with his BS too many more years.

[Escurumbele]

30. If we are lucky, we won't have to put up with his BS either.

What a piece of S^*&^ the guy is.

He will die lonely, his family is slowly moving away from him, even a parent can become toxic for the rest of the family, not that the kids , melania, jarred are not toxic themselves...it is a toxic family.

[Scrivener7]

9. God, I'm so glad he's gone.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. I am so glad that we have a real First Lady who cares about people

Link to tweet

[Diamond_Dog]

14. You know....

I wonder if that’s really Jill Biden.

[Ilsa]

20. Yes, it's her

Go here to see her outfit:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jill-biden-touts-vaccine-poorly-221940895.html

or

https://www.google.com/search?q=jill+biden+shields+middle+student+from+watching+vaccination+in+Mississippi+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjjnr7bnrPxAhXNBN8KHfzxAQYQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=jill+biden+shields+middle+student+from+watching+vaccination+in+Mississippi+&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECCMQJzoFCCEQqwI6BAghEApQvE9Yu3BgtHdoAHAAeACAAWyIAdAJkgEEMTMuMZgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=CgnWYOPxCs2J_Ab844cw&bih=722&biw=412&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&prmd=niv

[Cha]

56. Wonder no more.. It's FL Dr Jill Biden

[Botany]

25. You can't fake this. What a good person.

Holding his hands, covering his eyes, and showing real grace and love.

[Diamond_Dog]

13. Why isn't he in a mental hospital?

[Xavier Breath]

34. Put him in the same room that Herbert Lom was in

at the end of that one Pink Panther movie.

[LiberalFighter]

61. They can't find rooms with enough padding.

[SarcasticSatyr]

15. I was under the impression that she spends her days getting her nails done ..

followed by martinis by the pool until she passes out.

[Vinca]

16. Translation: she's doing the pool boy.

[LoveMyCali]

26. He misunderstood the question

They asked who she was doing not what she was doing.

[smirkymonkey]

70. Can you blame her?

Her husband is walking around with a load of crap in his pants all day, still thinking he is god's gift to women. Who in their right mind would ever want to go near anything like that?

[Fullduplexxx]

17. What word salad. all that to say we dont talk

[shanti]

54. Exactly

A whole lot of nothing, he's always been this way.

[Grokenstein]

62. and she is low key, but not actually low key, but she's low key and the people love her

Translation: "blather blather blither poot"

[MissMillie]

18. nothing is ever not about him (n/t)

.

[Walleye]

19. God, he's got all his little grievances tucked away like treasure

[Ilsa]

21. TFG'S first thought: "Who?"

"I haven't seen her in ages. I heard she spends her days in the spa getting a massage by Carlos."

No one has seen Barron in ages.

[TraceNC]

24. It's awful hearing his voice.

I avoid it as much as possible. But this was worth it. Wow. He had no idea what to say because she’s doing nothing and/or he has no clue what she’s doing. But then finishes up with: “She’s doing a great job.” AT WHAT?

[MontanaMama]

27. He's friggin' demented.

How is he allowed to wander around unsupervised?

[George II]

28. He probably hasn't even seen her since late January 20 2021.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

31. The blubber's blabber.

[Martin68]

32. Melania is giving a lot of thought to not giving a damn.

[keithbvadu2]

33. Brag about her education and how many languages she speaks.

Brag about her education and how many languages she speaks.

[mountain grammy]

35. awww don and his melanie..

I hope they're miserable together.

[NoMoreRepugs]

36. Someone explain to me how after hearing him blabber people who voted for him

don't question their own sanity?? Oh wait, they are BATSHITCRAZEDLOONS and don't know any better.

[Deep State Witch]

37. Has she filed for divorce yet

Or is she just waiting for him to get COVID again?

[Politicub]

53. He probably has blackmail material on her, too. He ruins everything and

every person he touches.

[musette_sf]

38. "You know she'd do those decorations at Christmastime.

She'd do such a job and then get hammered."

I'll bet... 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🥴

[ChubbyStar]

71. Yes! I kept thinking why is he telling everyone she is a drunk?

Bravo!

[catbyte]

72. That was my first thought, too.

[Person of Interest]

39. Only Herr Trump can interpret Herr Trump

Please try to follow this flood of words and explain to me what he is saying:

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It's very funny. She's a very confident person. She was very successful as a model, she was very, very successful.

And she is low key, but not actually low key, but she's low key and the people love her.

For instance, I'm making a speech in Ohio, where they're going to have big crowds, they already have them lined up.

We're going have big crowds tomorrow night, and when I go there, there will be many, many signs. 'We love our first lady, we love our first lady,' and a lot of times they show a picture of a high heel, a shoe with a high heel.

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He is babbling. Simply babbling. His speech is incoherent because his thought processes are jumbled. He is incapable of connecting one or more ideas together and verbally expressing them.

[Hulk]

40. Money grabbing tramp...

She is so disgusting...only being out done in the disgusting department by her asinine idiot, coward sugar daddy.

So pathetic...the pair.

[iluvtennis]

41. catbyte wrote: "And the majority of the GQP thinks he deserves to be their God Emperor". + agree and

double puke

[karynnj]

42. Very strange response from the first sentence on

Asked what she is doing NOW, he refers to her "very successful" work as a model. I assume that she has not worked as a model for a few decades. Not to mention, her career was mediocre and soft core porn. (Consider if Obama were asked about what Michelle is doing - he would respond with her current projects and anything else happening NOW. He wouldn't speak of her job at the University of Chicago Medical Center from before when he was President. )

Then note his constant repetition and the weird stream of consciousness. Melania's modelling - her popularity, which he claimed let to photos of a high heel shoe - because all women wanted to be characterized by the shoes they wear! Then into a poor Donald and Melania story of the media picking on them ... and high heels.

As to high confidence - note her husband here speaks of her modelling as if it was a high point of her success.

[Jilly_in_VA]

43. He does not know

El pendejo no sabe.

[twodogsbarking]

44. "I hardly knew her.

Maybe had my picture taken with her.
A real loser. "

[marble falls]

45. Sounds like he's taken up closeted day drinking.

[trusty elf]

46. ...

[trusty elf]

47. ...

[I_UndergroundPanther]

75. That made me laugh.

[trusty elf]

48. The Shroud of Urine

[PatSeg]

49. Whoa, that certainly IS rambling

I wonder if he is getting worse or if we have forgotten how incoherent he is.

[yonder]

50. Who "goes to a hurricane"? He said that a couple of times

like he was talking about "going to a show" or "going to a fundraiser".

I'll pay attention when I hear about his "goes to prison".

What a weird duck.

[Skittles]

78. I'm guessing he had to promise her buku bucks to "go" there

that's all that gal does - gold digging

[Politicub]

51. She led a rarified, cosmopolitan life before the Trump presidency. Now she is

locked in a gilded cage in Florida, with occasional trips to Ohio as a political prop.

I don’t feel a bit sorry for her. Her border moment with the jacket destroyed any pity for her. She’s as bad or worse than he is.

[catbyte]

73. She lost me forever in 2011 when she began parroting her hubby's vile birther lie, especially

given her sketchy immigration history.

[Grammy23]

52. Notice how he mentions very few specifics.

He describes qualities he likes about her. But never a word about how she is spending her days now that she is not First Lady. Why is that?

Because he has no clue. Especially if she is 1500 + miles away from him. Probably hasn’t seen her since January. If he needs her to show up for his rally, he probably has to pay her. I’d love to see that contact. LoL. Be there. $Ca-Ching$ Smile. $Ca-Ching$ Kiss me. $$Double ca-ching.$$ Don’t slap my hand away!! Triple $$$ca-ching$$$

😂😂😂😂

[maxsolomon]

57. There's nothing he can say that won't make it look bad.

So he bloviates. It worked for decades and put him in the WH.

If he had a single fact he could share that was flattering, he would have.

He's been put out to pasture by nearly everyone: the GQP, his wife, his kids, and he doesn't know it.

[Boomerproud]

60. Reading this is painful.

What were (are in too many cases) people thinking by electing this incompetent, incoherent narcissist? He cannot put a sentence together. Shame on this coumtry.

[Grokenstein]

66. "BUH HE WUZ ON TEH TEE-VEE Y'ALL!!"

Also, his utter incoherence is what his followers find "relatable." (That does not apply to the occasional slip of the tongue by President Biden, strangely enough.)

He's not an actual knuckledragger but he tells the knuckledraggers what they want to hear. As far as they're concerned, that makes him king.

[ZonkerHarris]

63. My theory: Melania can't believe this guy is still alive. She thought he'd kick it long ago.

Overweight, out of shape, eats bad food.
Shit, that's why she married him.
She thought she'd be a widow by now, shopping on 5th Ave every day and banging her masseuse at lunch.

[dalton99a]

64. She's busy with the pool boy

Leave her alone

[Yavin4]

69. Is he the same one that the Falwells had?

Pool boys gotta be careful around Republicans.

[lagomorph777]

67. Cuck.

[ecstatic]

74. I hate that I still don't have the strength to ignore these stories,

but you're right. He's an absolute clown/buffoon. His answer was bullshit. Sarah Palin level stupidity/gibberish.

Oh, and the article's author needs to update TFG's description to be: the disgraced, twice impeached, one-term White House squatter/banned twitter user. He was never really a president. All he did was talk shit and tweet.

[Skittles]

77. her #1 job has always been GOLD DIGGING

she is disgusting

[patricia92243]

79. This means one of these things: She isn't doing anything or

he doesn't know what she is doing. Probably some f both.

[malaise]

80. If he is sane please

lock me up