Mike Pence Finds Spine, Loses Spine
Politics 6/27/21 6:00am Read time: 1 minute
The 2024 Trump Groveling wins out, as Pence tried to quit him, but just couldn't.
By Tengrain
When last we saw the Walking Termite Buffet, Mike Pence was delicately meeping that he and Hair Füror would never see eye-to-eye on the Stupid Coup of January 6, acting like one would if one’s partner tried to trump an ace or something. No big deal, was the reaction from the VP, who the prznint tried to have drawn and quartered by his mouth-breathers in the Capitol building, live on CSPAN no less. No hard feelings, was the message.
So imagine our surprise when somehow or another Pence managed to find some vestigial remainder of his spine and declared for all the world to hear that:
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https://crooksandliars.com/2021/06/mike-pence-trump-2024