What do you tell folk who treat their COVID with ivermectin?

[struggle4progress]

4 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Smearing wolf-fat from a silver bowl on your naked body in a graveyard under a full moon works too!
	1 (25%)
	I heard COVID won't kill you if you eat your gun
	1 (25%)
	Maybe you should brush your teeth with Preparation H
	0 (0%)
	Isn't it strange that nobody ever caught COVID before Radithor was banned?
	0 (0%)
	I'm sure Dr Kevorkian would have approved
	0 (0%)
	My great-great-grandfather's doctor said leeches can cure almost anything
	0 (0%)
	Check out all the new ideas about laetrile that appear on the internet every day!
	1 (25%)
	Good for you! If we want to help save the stock market, more people need to die
	1 (25%)
	Try salvarsan! What have you got to lose?
	0 (0%)
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[Ocelot II]

1. Are there any particular readings or songs you'd like at your funeral?

[struggle4progress]

4. +

[Scrivener7]

2. Buh bye.

[DBoon]

3. Suggested additional option:

"What color is the sky on your planet?"

[dweller]

5. Ask where

To send tots and pears in lieu of flowers ?

✌🏻

[secondwind]

6. I don't know anyone who does this

[Effete Snob]

7. Need help writing a will?

[zuul]

12. Perfect.

[Chainfire]

8. My addition would be:

Get your affairs in order.

[jmbar2]

9. My addition

How are your roundworms doing?

[struggle4progress]

10. +

[MuseRider]

11. It is a real fight to get my horses to take this

and you swallow it down willingly? What kind of worms are you treating? (screw worms?)

[DBoon]

13. Your dog is unhappy the you are taking his worm medicine

I just saw him dragging his butt across the carpet

[XanaDUer2]

14. hope you have a pre-paid funeral plan nt