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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)Neighbors of Donald J. Trump said that they have seen him check the mailbox in front of his house multiple times a day while waiting for what he called his reinstatement notice to come.
Mel and Tracy Klugian, who have lived next door to Mar-a-Lago for the past twenty-seven years, said that Trump starts checking the mailbox first thing in the morning, sometimes dressed in his bathrobe and slippers.
I told him that the mail doesnt come until three most days, but he just said, I dont mind waiting, Mr. Klugian said.
According to Mrs. Klugian, Trump told her that his reinstatement notice could be coming any day now, and he doesnt want to miss it.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/neighbors-see-trump-waiting-by-mailbox-for-reinstatement-notice
Blue Owl
(50,381 posts)I can just picture the Slobfather sleazed up against the mailbox, spouting nonsense to anyone within earshot...
malaise
(269,004 posts)getagrip_already
(14,751 posts)Dejoyless is in charge of the usps so there can't possibly be any delay....
SledDriver
(2,059 posts)Two weeks. Along with his health care plan.
smb
(3,471 posts)...kind of like this classic series:
Knowing Bassets, he's thinking: If you need help with the dishwasher, let me know.
UTUSN
(70,695 posts)Turbineguy
(37,331 posts)speak easy
(9,251 posts)If you dont have anything to do, the mail becomes kind of the high point of your day
iemanja
(53,032 posts)Satire just can't keep up with his insanity.