How do we know they're not performing abortions in the secret Jade Helm tunnels under the Wal-Marts?

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Starting September 1st, the state of Texas is offering a $10,000 bounty to any private citizen willing to sue another person who, in some way, helped make an abortion possible. The potential list of targets for such lawsuits is endless: from a pregnant person’s doctor and nurses, a therapist or pastor who offered moral support, a partner who helped pay for the procedure, a friend (even an Uber driver) who drove the patient to the clinic. Under the new law — which a group of doctors, clergy and clinic owners sued to block Tuesday — any or all of them could be taken to court by a stranger with no connection to the patient whatsoever and forced to pay a minimum of $10,000 each, plus legal fees, for “aiding or abetting” an abortion.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/texas-abortion-law-10000-bounty-1193591/

Walmart is finding out it can’t simply close five stores nationwide for six months out of the blue and not expect the conspiracy theories to roll in.

But sure enough, when the superstore giant shuttered two stores in Texas—along with locations in California, Florida and Oklahoma—talks of the outlets being appropriated as government military training bases exploded across the web. We expect nothing less of you, Internet.

The most pervasive theory in Texas seems to be that the store closures are part of the government’s plan to enact martial law this summer under the front of military training operation Jade Helm. After a document leaked from the military training operation, theorists have been connecting their own dots between so-called hostile regions and the areas in which stores have closed (not accounting for the fact that neither Florida nor Oklahoma are considered hostile for the purposes of the operation).

This hysteria is in line with a larger Internet-driven fear of the operation, a paranoia so palpable that Governor Greg Abbott felt the need to announce yesterday that he is going to have the Texas State Guard monitor the operation to ensure that Texas citizens’ “safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed.”

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/walmart-closures-have-conspiracy-theorists-going-nuts/

[Chainfire]

1. Is there any story that is so incredulous as to be discarded by conspiracy nuts?

Are they so immune to the smell of bullshit that they will believe anything?

[BlueJac]

2. Yes, tell it like it is!

[TheBlackAdder]

3. Because they're doing mass innoculations of COVID-19 on undocument people right now.

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General aviation airport hangers at small airports are where the abortions are taking place.

If there isn't an airport nearby, it's at one of those rental storage unit buildings.


Everybody knows that!

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