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BROKEN: Microchip Shortage Stymies Vaccine Tracking Program
"Authorities Worried!" Lack of enough COVID Vaccine Chips Could Prevent Tracking
By Schott N. Disarm
In an unexpected blow to the shadow government's plan to track people using a microchip injected into people when given the Covid-19 vaccine, a sudden shortage of those chips, invented by Bill Gates, has limited the planned tracking process. However, this may cause some right-wing conspiracy theorists to stop worrying about taking the shots, thus easing the rampant spread of the Delta variant that is sweeping around the world.
According to one right-wing talk radio host and internet podcast expert, "This gives people like us a window, during which we can get the vaccine safely. If we hurry, we won't have to worry about being tracked down and cancelled. I'm encouraging my listeners to rush down and get their shots, but advising each of them to ask, 'This shot ain't got that tracking chip in it, right?' I'm concerned, because my listeners are dying off quickly and cutting into my podcast monetization."
Bill Gates did not return this reporter's call regarding the tracking chip shortage.
By Schott N. Disarm
In an unexpected blow to the shadow government's plan to track people using a microchip injected into people when given the Covid-19 vaccine, a sudden shortage of those chips, invented by Bill Gates, has limited the planned tracking process. However, this may cause some right-wing conspiracy theorists to stop worrying about taking the shots, thus easing the rampant spread of the Delta variant that is sweeping around the world.
According to one right-wing talk radio host and internet podcast expert, "This gives people like us a window, during which we can get the vaccine safely. If we hurry, we won't have to worry about being tracked down and cancelled. I'm encouraging my listeners to rush down and get their shots, but advising each of them to ask, 'This shot ain't got that tracking chip in it, right?' I'm concerned, because my listeners are dying off quickly and cutting into my podcast monetization."
Bill Gates did not return this reporter's call regarding the tracking chip shortage.
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