CDC says Covid no longer being spread by nose and mouth...

[USALiberal]

Most cases now are being spread by assholes!!!

[Tadpole Raisin]

1. Kind of like the puckered face of TFG

God I hate that man.

[USALiberal]

2. +1000!

[AZ8theist]

6. You mean this??? (I apologize in advance....)

[seta1950]

12. 🤮🤮🤮

[Moostache]

20. ArggggHHHh!!!! Where's the eye bleach!?!??! (n/t)

[Poiuyt]

23. Or this?

[NurseJackie]

39. It reminds me of that guy that was in AMC's television series "Preacher".

"Eugene"

[Larissa]

27. And I thought only whales had blowholes

The buttercup puckers up.

[Demovictory9]

34. Ugh. 😵

[packman]

3. First good laff in a long time

Going to have that saying printed on a facemask - maybe with an appropriate graphic

[KPN]

10. Now that's brave!

[lagomorph777]

4. LOL

[UTUSN]

5. Hah!

[KS Toronado]

7. Should be assholes & idiots

with a death wish for loved ones.

[NurseJackie]

9. That would ruin the punchline.

[USALiberal]

22. True!! Nt

[KS Toronado]

25. I agree

[BumRushDaShow]

8. And that's

no malarkey!

[leftinalabama]

11. I call them

spreadneck maskholes

[momta]

13. I walked right into that one!

[Initech]

14. ...

[USALiberal]

35. Love that clip! Nt

[George II]

15. ...

[Music Man]

16. Perfect :)

Very well done.

[Historic NY]

17. I'm borrowing it....

[Stuart G]

18. i AM SURE YOU DON'T KNOW IT ...BUT THE ASSH*LE ASSOICIATION of AMERICA...DOES NOT LIKE THIS REPORT..

YES...AAOA...IS AGAINST ANY NASTY DESCRIPTIONS OF OUR NAME.........................

OF COURSE YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT WE EXISTED,....BUT THAT IS YOUR FAULT.....

OUR ASSOCIATION HAS BEEN AROUND FOR MANY YEARS.....

AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE AROUND...SINCE THERE ARE ALWAYS....ASSH*LES AROUND!!!!!!!!

[USALiberal]

26. They sent me a cease-and-desist :-)

[The Jungle 1]

19. Republicans the party of balloon knots

[llashram]

21. sweet, true

[kst]

24. Cute, but ...

Cute, but how many people are going to see the headline and not click through to the punchline?

[Zambero]

42. There's an applicable term for those types

"pathologically incurious"

[East-A-Squared]

28. It's also spread by dicks.

[USALiberal]

37. Lol! Nt

[BeckyDem]

29. Well done, The Onion may hire you.

lol +1

[soldierant]

30. ROTFL! Sorry, I couldn't resist ....

[USALiberal]

33. That is great!!! Nt

[msfiddlestix]

31. bwahahaha... good one. :)

[Hassin Bin Sober]

32. Got me!

[Joinfortmill]

36. ROFL

[NurseJackie]

38. I'm not even going to TRY and post this on Facebook... it would get flagged as "false information".

Long ago, I had posted a meme that poked fun at a local newscast story about masks. The text overlay at the bottom of the screen said "banana" instead of "bandana" ... so people were posting yuk-yuk silly photos of themselves wearing a banana-mask.

I thought it was cute enough to post, and then got sent to Facebook Prison because of it. Oh well. That's what zero tolerance will get ya. (Like the elementary school kid who brought a miniature toy bazooka (GI-Joe accessory) and was expelled for "bringing a gun to school"... or some silly nonsense. I can't recall the exact details, but it was in all the papers.)

[USALiberal]

40. Wow, I'm glad I didn't post it there! Nt

[LanternWaste]

44. "I'll bet!! Nt"

[Celerity]

41. lol

[fescuerescue]

43. I know that's a joke

But are you saying that vaccinated cannot spread it?

I don't think that's true.