The Former Guy is getting advice from a five year old.

[Peppertoo]

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[Jerry2144]

1. The sad thing is that

the five-year-old is wiser than that Korrupt, Kopper-Kolored Coprloite is

[dmr]

2. Well, he's still lying.

Notice how in his stories the other guy always respectfully calls him sir?

Even a 5-year old child!

[Haggard Celine]

4. Yes, he made it up on the spot.

He doesn't like kids and wouldn't be speaking to a child. I don't imagine children care much for him, either. A 5 year-old would probably run away from him, wouldn't answer his questions.

[gratuitous]

5. Was it a tough guy five year old with tears in his eyes?

Another tell that you're hearing some Grade A malarkey.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Yes, and he/she called Trump "sir."

[viva la]

3. What parent would let that trashy thug within 40 feet of their 5-year-old?

Even his own kids probably require nannies to supervise visits. Not that Trump probably even cares to visit his grandkids.

[lastlib]

6. Eric does military advice now?

[Cracklin Charlie]

7. I think somebody thought they could trick Biden into leaving the military in Afghanistan.

And Joe backfired their trick onto them. Someone may be left holding a bag they didn’t want.

And Trump likely promised something that didn’t actually get delivered. As usual.

[sop]

8. "...you know what woke means? It means you're a loser"

"Woke" was officially added to the dictionary in 2017, it means to be awake to sensitive social issues, such as racism. That sort of thing makes you a loser in the eyes of insensitive racists, like Trump.

[emmaverybo]

10. Can't stand his faux sickly whine/melancholic tone when he builds up to his moronic and

mendacious stories.

[JHB]

11. He hasn't asked a child what they thought since he was creeping on underage Ivanka

And even then, what they said was irrelevant to him.

He is what he is.