FDA Withdraws Approval From Whatever Drug Rand Paul Is On

[Jim G.]

~Borowitz

[underpants]

1. It's shown no ability to resist the "angry neighbor virus"

The F.D.A.’s action drew a swift rebuke from Paul, who accused the agency of overreach and declared, “This is my brain on no drugs whatsoever.”

Responding to the Kentucky senator’s statement, the F.D.A. said that it was reversing its earlier decision but would refer Paul for further clinical study.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fda-withdraws-approval-from-whatever-drug-rand-paul-is-on

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Nor does it cure the 'stupidity' virus, which rand paul obviously has...

[SergeStorms]

8. I hope that "further clinical study" includes...

a complete battery of psychological tests, and an appointment with both a cardiologist and neurologist. See if they can locate the missing heart and brain usually found in most living humans. Paul definitely has neither.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. The Reader's Digest condensed version

Works for me.

[UTUSN]

4. Hah! - his titles do the whole job. I've never read any of his columns, just thetitles from Rhiannon

As her legal representative, am issuing a Permit to poach on her territory.

[Jim G.]

10. As Her Longtime Friend I Appreciate That

[erronis]

5. Poor Kentucky. Two total assholes - Randy/Ron Paul and McTurtle

Used to live there and liked the people as individuals. Not as they saw society (B/W). Trouble with those border states is that they have to go out of their way to show they are dumber/more racist than the "real south".

[gab13by13]

6. Maybe Rand will create his own FDA

to approve the drug just like he created the organization to give him his dentist license.

[IronLionZion]

7. His natural immunity might be fading after 1.5 years

so I wouldn't count on it. Dude is probably vaxxed and won't admit it. Kentucky's numbers are out of control.

[usaf-vet]

9. He'll just do what he did to get his "medical" license. Form his own "FDA" certifying agency.

He is a certifiable DICK!