So when is the "big announcement" from Arizona?

[Archae]

It's already 2: 30 pm, here, and still?

Nothing.

Unless this is an indicator of what they actually will announce.

Nothing.

[onetexan]

1. Announce what?

[leftieNanner]

6. Supposedly the "results" from their "audit"

And all the skeevy things they discovered in the bamboo fake Chinese ballots.

[zuul]

2. The Big Announcement is:

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!"

[SergeStorms]

11. That gets me every year.

I remember the total let down something like that would create when you're a kid. Total devastation.

Oh, and I hated Ovaltine. Nestles Quick had it over Ovaltine like a blanket.

Poor Ralphie.

[Tomconroy]

3. Now it will be publicly release maybe next week

Today was the day to give it to select republican state senators.

Looks like the big reveal will be that the county printed some ballots themselves, which we already knew

[bottomofthehill]

4. Some time around never.

They will sell some bs snake oil, but we all know it is bullshit

[SergeStorms]

15. I expect plenty of controversy....

in the printed version, sold only from support45forpres.com for the ridiculously low price of $49.99. Much, much controversy, and the real secrets will only be revealed in the book.

[RKP5637]

5. They're probably still working on the right set of lies!!! n/t

[gratuitous]

7. Maybe the Cyber Ninjas are delayed by a street fight?

I look forward to the thrilling tale of yakuza mobsters, Japanese schoolgirls with buzzsaw yo-yos and the five finger death punch.

[LonePirate]

8. No report coming today or soon as Cyber Ninjas CEO and others have COVID

Link to tweet

Kyung Lah @KyungLahCNN

#Breaking: AZ Senate President Karen Fann says #AZaudit draft report won't be sent to senate bc Cyber Ninjas CEO Doug Logan & 2 other members of audit team test positive for #COVID19 & are quite sick. Statement below:

[rickford66]

9. Their website says "Tomorrow".

[jpak]

10. Robb is a Dingbat

[Vinca]

12. Guess it depends on the ninjas staying off a ventilator.

[onetexan]

16. teehee if only

[SoonerPride]

13. The report is delayed because they got the covid. They're too sick to turn in their homework

[Champp]

14. Keep your shirt on, is what my old man used to say.

Oh well, like all the known universe, we wait in silent, reverent contemplation to learn THE FATE OF THESE UNITED STATES.