Hubby started running fever. I have the paste.

[Celerity]

Link to tweet

[LisaL]

1. Does poor hubby have a chance?

[Celerity]

3. his odds decrease with every interaction with doctor wifey

[NightWatcher]

2. Go 2 Hospital. The big building with a red t on it.

You are going to kill your husband. His last days will be spent shitting his brains out as he chokes for air.

[Celerity]

6. that is what I hope many told her (the name is blurred out)

[roamer65]

20. I hope they stay home and let natural selection do its work.

[Texaswitchy]

4. Is this real.

[Celerity]

7. seems to be

[kirby]

5. Kindergarten terms...

DON'T EAT PASTE!

[Celerity]

9. visuals

[liberal_mama]

19. I like how it says on the box, Apple Flavored. I bet that appeals to the Covidiots!

I saw a video of some fool literally sucking the paste out of a huge syringe and he says, "It tastes great!"

These people won't take a vaccine or wear a mask, but they will literally eat horse dewormer. It's really crazy.

[Shermann]

11. Eating paste doesn't actually cause ignorance

...but the act of doing so helps others to quickly categorize your intellect.

It's like the inverse of earning a college degree.

[magicarpet]

8. Don't forget the Lysol enema too dear.

He will be back on his feet in no time once his 140 degree temperature fever breaks.

[Celerity]

10. maybe a Lysol vape will work

[cadoman]

12. at least she didn't guess...

Good luck hubby! Sounds like you're doing a lot better than you would in a hospital with professional doctors who can perform multiplication!

[Beastly Boy]

13. The bad news: hubby is fucked. The good news: she can still save the horse.

[2naSalit]

14. I think it's a joke...

They can spell pretty well. And the d in kindergarten was probably intentional.

[SheilaAnn]

15. OMG, I hope you're right, I'm laughing so hard and loving this thread..LOL. n/t

[Celerity]

16. I think it is real, plus she also typo'd it (ot) and used a small case 'i'.

[niyad]

30. Couple of typos. Weights. Ot. Kindergarden.

[jcgoldie]

17. Just suck down the whole tube you dumbass

Why trust math when youre already ignoring the entire medical and scientific community…

[Chainfire]

18. He will die without heart worms if that helps.

[smirkymonkey]

21. Hubby's a goner.

[multigraincracker]

22. Feed stores are now offering a 2 for 1 deal

https://horseplay.nz/product/feed-bag/

[Texaswitchy]

23. Just give it a lucky guess.

Really.

[Celerity]

25. spin to win!

[Klaralven]

24. Unless hubby is over 6' 4", his odds are poor.

Just follow the directions and depress the plunger to the first mark for 250 pounds. 200 mcg/kg is the standard dose for deworming humans as well.

DOSAGE AND ADMINISTRATION: This syringe contains sufficient paste to treat one 1250 lb horse at the recommended dose rate of 91 mcg ivermectin per lb (200 mcg/kg) body weight. Each weight marking on the syringe plunger delivers enough paste to treat 250 lb body weight.

(1) While holding plunger, turn the knurled ring on the plunger 1/4 turn to the left and slide it so the side nearest the barrel is at the prescribed weight marking. (2) Lock the ring in place by making a 1/4 turn to the right. (3) Make sure that the horse’s mouth contains no feed. (4) Remove the cover from the tip of the syringe. (5) Insert the syringe tip into the horse’s mouth at the space between the teeth. (6) Depress the plunger as far as it will go, depositing paste on the back of the tongue. (7) Immediately raise the horse’s head for a few seconds after dosing.

It might do some good. A CDC study found that 14% of American's blood samples have antibodies to canine roundworms. The percentage was higher in rural areas, among low income populations, and among pet owners. High income urbanites, not so much, but beware the sushi and sashimi for other species of worms.

[harumph]

26. Feed it all to him - the more the better

Then have some for yourself just in case.
You can chase it down with tequila and draino.

[demtenjeep]

27. eat half the tube

shove the other half up your ass!!!

[niyad]

28. Surely this is satire???

[Celerity]

29. nope, unfortunately