Only men can prevent abortions ( A bit graphic)

[packman]

[delisen]

1. Women need to be able to sue men for the life costs of unwanted pregnancies.

If a woman establishes that she does not want to get pregnant and a person causes her to become pregnant she should have the right to sue in civil court for damages to her life plan,not just for child support.

As a person under our constitution every woman is entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

[qazplm135]

7. So if a man stealths

A woman or lies about a vasectomy or in any way forces a woman to have unprotected sex sure.

But if a woman voluntarily allows a man to ejaculate inside her with full knowledge and consent then no.

The choice for an abortion is different. It isn't about responsibility for the pregnancy it's about a woman's right to make decisions about her body without encumbrance.

[jbandsma]

29. Not any more

Actually the constitution gives those rights only to men. And this Supreme Court is doing everything they can to make sure that's the way it stays.

[SergeStorms]

2. 100% correct.

When I was a teenager, if you would have inspected my bedroom with a blacklight, it would have looked like a Jackson Pollack painting.

But I learned that if I did that inside a woman's vagina, there was a possibility of creating a baby. When I was a teenager, the last thing I wanted was to create a baby. Hell, life was just getting started, and being a daddy didn't fit the road map I had planned for myself.

I was brought up to take responsibility for my actions, so if I had created a baby I would always have taken responsibility for my part in that.

I learned to always "wrap that rascal", even when told by my partner that she was taking birth control pills/devices. That was my responsibility.

Many men won't do that, and that's because they weren't brought up correctly, or they just don't care. Men have to cut that shit out, because it's not the sole responsibility of the woman. Ever.

[Mr.Bill]

3. Very funny and right on point.

K&R

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Sorry but I don't think that this is a laughing matter.

I do think, there are plenty of men that are stupid enough to need these actual instructions, however.

[packman]

5. Never meant the post to be humorous

Posted it as a dead-serious pissed off at Texas indictment. If it was up to me any women getting turned in for an abortion should have the man impregnating her be forced to have a vasectomy and pay the 10K, not the state.

I'm with you 100%

[Ohio Joe]

10. It is only funny because it is true....

It is all cold hard facts... Simple ones... Ones everyone knows to be true. When the time comes such things need be said aloud, you can only laugh or cry. Sometimes you cry... And sometimes you laugh. Sometimes it is ok if you have to laugh

[littlemissmartypants]

15. And everyone is entitled to...

[Kaleva]

6. Jello?

[question everything]

8. Or a liver (Portnoy's Complaint)

[Kaleva]

12. I heard from a friend, acquaintance actually, who swears by watermelon

I barley knew him as he was just the guy who brought the coffee.

[whopis01]

19. You are lucky he was the guy who brought the coffee

and not the guy who brought the watermelons.

[ShazzieB]

23. Brrrrr!!!

That sounds uncomfortable! But then, I don't have a penis, so what do I know?

[druidity33]

28. There's a great scene with

Roberto Begnini in Night on Earth where he talks about priests f**king cantaloupes/melons. He plays a cab driver in Italy... in my opinion his is the best of the 4 stories in the movie...

[OMGWTF]

30. Gaak! I remember reading that passage like it was yesterday

[orleans]

9. "Only men can prevent abortions"

and that is exactly what they are doing in texas--instead of bothering with any other pesky advice such as "control your boner" and "do not ejaculate into a vagina"

(thanks for posting this btw)

[IronLionZion]

11. Warm apple pie

[OMGWTF]

31. Yup!

[Kaleva]

13. It used to be legal to have relations with road kill in WI until one guy got caught doing it.

They then passed a law making it illegal.

[TygrBright]

14. This one never gets old. n/t

[calimary]

16. And that's the problem.

How many more decades are we gonna need to see this? Centuries maybe?

[TygrBright]

17. Ask black people. Then add a couple of generations, I guess.

Racism is still a problem after how many decades of attempts to root it out of the human psyche? Misogyny is going to be an even more painful eradication process.

wearily,
Bright

[calimary]

18. I sure do get the "wearily" part, my friend.

I woke up that way this morning.

[Trueblue1968]

20. i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo laffing

[BidenRocks]

24. Just say no!

Given the new open carry law, men who don't understand no, may get a hard lesson.
I will never support anything Texas.
Hey Southest, time to relocate.

[liberalla]

25. I just love this!

I really want Republiqan men to see this...
Or maybe just the conservative justices.

[The Jungle 1]

26. The goal is to reduce abortions.

Free birth control has been proven to radical reduce unwanted pregnancies. It is also an very inexpensive solution.
THE RIGHT HATES THIS IDEA!

[OMGWTF]

32. When the Rethugs discovered that 60% of abortions were being done on white women they said "Whoa!"

It's all about white supremacy. Period.

[question everything]

27. Or, amuse yourself before a date so the desire won't consume you during the date

There was one of these crazy movies when he - Ben Stiller? - ended up with something on his hair.

When he came to the date she - Cameron Diaz? - wondered whether this was a hair mousse and grabbed some for her own hair..

[OMGWTF]

33. "There's Something About Mary"