Dear ______________. I am in possession of substantial and credible evidence that...
...you have aided and abetted in an act of felony termination of a pregnancy. You are hereby notified that you must be present in the Court of East Buttcrack, Texas on the day of ___________ to defend yourself in a civil lawsuit resulting from your role in the illegal termination of a pregnancy. Should you fail to appear, a judgment in the amount of $10,000 will automatically be applied against you.
However, since our Lord Jesus Christ has directed us to forgive our trespassers, I am seriously considering forgiving you and dropping the charges. I have substantial out-of-pocket expenses in my crusade to save unborn children and if you could make a modest contribution to my effort of, say, $500.00, I would be persuaded that your contrition is real.
Anxiously awaiting your response,
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