Don't go for that new-fangled fancy stuff. This'll cure whatever ails ya.

[struggle4progress]

You just get you a namel pot, a wooden spoon, a tin of turpentine, and a live skunk

Fill the pot about half with turpentine and get it bubbling good on the stove

Hold the skunk by the tail, mash it into the pot with the wooden spoon, and cook it all down until it smells right

Then pour it all in an old anti-freeze bottle and stick it where you can find it on the porch

Pa always used to bring this out whenever Ma wasn't feeling so good and after a few spoonfuls suddenly she'd say she felt good as new and didn't need no more help from nobody, thank you kindly

And when Ma shot herself falling down the stairs, Pa treated her himself and by the middle of the night she was all recovered and went off to Paris , so that's how I know it works

You don't need you no COVID vaccine nor nary no dangerous mask, just try Pa's remedy

[leftieNanner]

1. Thank ya fer the recipe

Sounds mite tasty.



And thanks for the laugh.

[magicarpet]

2. Yeeeee-Haaaaaa,.... ain't done got no need for no vaksinashun.

[Wicked Blue]

3. You forgot the cup of 'shine nt

[Sneederbunk]

4. Do you know what you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk?

A dirty look from the raccoon.