Recently been spreading this conspiracy theory to my right wing friends...

[cags]

That all of the anti-mask, anti-vax false info is actually being spread on purpose by democrats as a sinister plot to kill off republican voters.

Its so hard to keep a straight face when I can literally see the light bulb go off in their eyes.
They won't believe science, but they will believe that.

[hlthe2b]

1. In reality if one were that paranoid, that conspiracy makes more sense than all the others.

Seeing how many Red State deaths/hospitalizations are occurring among the unvaccinated and some very high profile, I am actually surprised that this hasn't already occurred to them.

[BComplex]

2. Just more evidence that they're not too bright.

Republicans shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're too fucking stupid.

[malaise]

27. You need more evidence?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

30. Voting for tRump was the final nail in that coffin.

KY.........

[malaise]

40. You would think so - right!

[LiberalLovinLug]

20. Even though to believe that, it fundamentally relies on them being dumb as bricks

Literally refusing to take your medicine....just because the neighbour you disagree with politically, IS taking it.

And Democrats taking advantage of that childish stupidity.

"A Ha!...they saw how stupid I am...and and and they KNEW I always act stupid.... so then....obviously because I AM stupid, I acted stupid.....and got sick......Thank you Obama"

[CrispyQ]

3. Good. Maybe they'll get vaxxed!

Fucking morans.

[bucolic_frolic]

4. I'm not sure feeding their delusions while casting Democrats in a bad light is the best idea

We get enough bad press.

[plimsoll]

7. No kidding.

The fact that they believe it should tell you this isn't a good idea. It makes us targets for further wrath, and feeds their already raging delusions.

[cags]

12. There is no changing of their already held delusions anyway

[CaptainTruth]

17. Agreed. They already call us Demonrats & say we're evil.

Say it's a plot by China to kill off all the "patriots," they'll hate that.

[PatSeg]

5. Oh yeah

I can see that working. Definitely their kind of paranoia.

[Dustlawyer]

6. Thanks! I'm so using this!

[Duncanpup]

8. Oh I'm gonna spread this around at work

This will get the Qnuts going.

[ToxMarz]

9. I'm torn

Between using this to get these dumbasses vaccinated, and actually just letting THIS play out

[Jazz Jon]

15. Darwin

Don't worry. Charles Darwin has your back on this one.

[greymattermom]

37. It will save the least dumb and get rid of the worst of them.

So go for it.

[LoveMyCali]

38. Same (nt))

[IronLionZion]

10. How come COVID is mostly targeting the unvaccinated?

And it's raging hardest in red counties that voted Trump. Sounds like a Dem plot

[Treefrog]

11. I'm so grateful I have no friends that would believe any of that nonsense, or the anti vax crap.

[calimary]

13. Their own ignorance may take care of things more than anything we might try to do.

One can hope, anyway.

[mahina]

14. Brilliant! Rename the vax Natural Mangosteen Ketones and make it MLM

From my brilliant marketing friend in Honolulu

“I have an idea: Rename the Pfizer vaccine something like Natural Mangosteen Ketones then create a MLM company. We market the Natural Mangosteen Ketones as "The Covid Cure that The Government Does Not Want You to Know About!"

So not only will anti-vaxxers take it, they'll pay an "initiation fee" to take it AND talk to all their friends to jump in on the ground level.”

Genius!

I’m going to go make it an OP. Maybe the lurking goopers will run with it to make a buck.

[Vinca]

16. After that you might try to convince them Hillary is Q.

[LiberalFighter]

18. Tell them Trump had it created to kill off the braniacs.

The stupid are immune to the vaccine.

[Grins]

19. Unless you add the words "George Soros"...

…they may not believe you. Better to be safe.

[Garion_55]

21. yup

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100215800837

[Joinfortmill]

22. OMG

[sellitman]

23. That's rich

The Onion in real life.

[jaxexpat]

24. Good that you can "mask" your grin.

[hadEnuf]

25. It's working either way.

And all brought on by themselves.

Protect yourself and yours. Screw them.

[Sherman A1]

26. I wouldn't bother.

Just let nature and the virus take it's course.

[brewens]

28. Then there are us mercilessly taunting them about the vax, trying to make them dig in

deeper and die first! Okay, I stopped doing that. We really do want them to get vaccinated, sort of.

[czarjak]

29. "COVID-19 is a bigger hoax than the 1938 broadcast of War of The Worlds"...

THAT kind of stupidity is what I’ve been exposed to. (And it’s hilarious)

[KY_EnviroGuy]

31. Don't forget to mention that France is helping us execute the master plan.

KY.........

[Dorian Gray]

32. heh

Don't let them catch on to our evil plan to win the next election! bwahhahahahahaha

[Dorian Gray]

33. Ooops

did I say evil plan?

[griloco]

34. Of course it's true!!! Hillary sent e-mails from Benghazi about this vast leftwing conspiracy!!!

And Soros and Fauci were at the top of the list!!!
(3 !!! = Truth in RightWingese)

[keithbvadu2]

35. ...to kill off stupid republican voters

[BlancheSplanchnik]

36. Bet that makes heads explode when they next hear that crap out of their favorite blowhard's mouth.

Lol 😆!

[certainot]

39. i can make a strong argument that russians have been using RW radio since at least 2008 but

a lot of republicans might like that, thinking it's an ayn randian anti-regulation paradise.....