Shhh... the Pfizer vax is an MLM and rebranded as Natural Mangosteen Ketones

[mahina]

From my brilliant marketing friend in Honolulu

“I have an idea: Rename the Pfizer vaccine something like Natural Mangosteen Ketones then create a MLM company. We market the Natural Mangosteen Ketones as "The Covid Cure that The Government Does Not Want You to Know About!"

So not only will anti-vaxxers take it, they'll pay an "initiation fee" to take it AND talk to all their friends to jump in on the ground level.”

Genius!

[2naSalit]

1. Bet it would work.

[keithbvadu2]

2. Place it under Amway and make a fortune selling motivational materials and rallies to the downline.

Place it under Amway and make a fortune selling motivational materials and rallies to the downline.

That's where the real money is made.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

3. Announce that after Sept 30 the vaccine will no longer be given to unvaccinated adults.

Watch them rush to get jabbed because, "The damned government can't tell me what to do! I've got my freedoms!!!"

[reACTIONary]

4. Unclaimed vacinations will go to...

... Afghan refugees! Act now!

[tavernier]

7. I said months ago

That any unused vaccines should be sent to Mexico and South America. There would immediately be a scream of protest and people lined up at the drugstores so that OUR stuff isn’t given away to other people in need.

[reACTIONary]

12. +10 nt

[Iggo]

9. The only time they ever wanted it was when they couldn't have it.

So, yeah.

[TrogL]

5. Don't forget the Bibles

It ain't MLM without Bibles

[IronLionZion]

6. Stick in the tubes of horse paste

or wrap it in cheese or peanut butter or whatever these people like to eat.

[cannabis_flower]

8. Maybe

Put it in jalapeño poppers.

[IronLionZion]

10. hamberders and covfefe