Left Handed Irishmen make 20% less for the same work that a non-lefthanded Irishmen make!

[trailmonkee]

and that's not right!!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/19/ryan-war-on-women-fictional-like-war-on-left-handed-irishmen/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/19/paul-ryan-war-on-women-private-fundraiser_n_1987290.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[Drunken Irishman]

1. Good thing I'm right handed.

[MineralMan]

2. As a lefty, southpaw, half Irish man,

I will never stop using my sinister hand for most things. I reject this kind of blatant right-winged discrimination, and insist that discrimination against lefties end at once.

ETA: Except of course for left-handed, redheaded Irish persons. Since they have no souls, as I understand it, you may continue to discriminate against them at your pleasure. Who, after all, could trust a redheaded Irish person who looked like this? Why, they'll steal your heart as soon as look at you.



I rest my case.

[Voice for Peace]

3. or your lucky charms

can go either way..

[MineralMan]

4. Yes, there's that, too.

Bottom line is that they cannot be trusted...truly.