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TexasTowelie

(112,128 posts)
Tue Sep 7, 2021, 01:26 PM Sep 2021

How Come There's No Karen Porn?

Name any type of descriptor for a human being — or any object, trend, place, verb, animal, mineral, vegetable, or even the most abstract of concepts — and there’s probably a category of porn dedicated to that very thing.

Just as merchandise is manufactured before a commercial movie is completed in anticipation of its success, it seems like before anything materializes into existence, there’s already porn of it online in anticipation of its potential for horniness.

It usually doesn’t take long for the internet to fetishize seemingly any damn thing and turn it into a porn category. Yet somehow, there’s still no Karen porn.

We’re not saying Karens are even remotely appealing, let alone sexy. Nor are we asking the manager of porn to produce any Karen videos, but wow, Internet, we thought you’d have more Karen porn by now.

The porn industry brings in about $97 billion a year and much of that demand is prompted by current events that activate porn viewers’ fantasies, whether those events are sexy or not. Case in point: a video of an orgy from hell with Bernie-Trump-Hillary-Megan Kelly look-alikes. The phrase “Nasty woman” probably took some dirty minds to a far away place.

Read more: https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/even-the-dirty-internet-does-not-have-a-boner-for-karens-12341941

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haele

(12,647 posts)
5. Because the video would never get finished...
Tue Sep 7, 2021, 01:39 PM
Sep 2021

S/he'd be complaining to see the manager and throwing fits before they were a quarter of the way through - heck, before they got to the pizza delivery bit.
And the ugly-rage face that goes along with those fits is off-putting to everyone.

Haele

getagrip_already

(14,720 posts)
7. clearly they didn't bother to search for it....
Tue Sep 7, 2021, 01:43 PM
Sep 2021

I used duck duck go with the search phrase "karen porn" and the first hit was a flick on pornhub. Yes, it was a "that" karen video by the description.

I didn't watch it, but they are clearly out there.

JackintheGreen

(2,036 posts)
12. Maybe it's is deep cut
Tue Sep 7, 2021, 02:09 PM
Sep 2021

But The Ilsa character from the 70s sexploitation series (Tigress of Siberia, Keeper of the Harem, etc) would definitely be a Karen today. Being a boner killer was kind of her thing.

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