LOL...Joel Osteen

[Budi]

Link to tweet

Oh the replies 😄

"I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the most accurate statement ever uttered."

[msongs]

1. according to his bible he is a wealthy man who will not go to heaven (camel eye of needle etc) nt

[Sherman A1]

2. He has a different bible

The rich will inherit pretty much everything.

[FoxNewsSucks]

3. And they don't have to wait until after entering Heaven

to get their reward.

[Funtatlaguy]

7. Rich Evangelicals even coined a new term for it.

The Prosperity Gospel

[Sherman A1]

12. Yup,

A charlatan by any other name.

[keithbvadu2]

13. The collectors of Prosperity Gospel seem to make out much better than the donors/investors.

The collectors of Prosperity Gospel seem to make out much better than the donors/investors.

[calimary]

16. Of course! That's the whole idea. VERY typical pyramid scheme.

Always ready to catch more of those "suckers born every minute" as I believe P.T. Barnum once said.

[rpannier]

33. Supply Side Jesus

[wnylib]

34. LOL.

[KPN]

36. Love it!

[Beachnutt]

4. Whispering Dr Feelgood

lucifer in the flesh...

[2naSalit]

5. That's it!

I couldn't put my finger on it but that's it.

[LeftInTX]

32. I know..all these years..

[Dream Girl]

6. His face looks like it was made from spare parts.

Nothing matches. Did he get plastic surgery? He should get a refund.

[luvtheGWN]

8. A tube of Brylcreem to slick down the hair

and he could be Ed Grimley! (Hope we have some SCTV fans here on DU!)

[MontanaMama]

9. I must say...

Link to tweet

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[NoMoreRepugs]

10. Now that is funny!

[onethatcares]

11. 10,000,000 dollar house, a 500k automobile

and he preaches sacrifice to go to some imaginary place in the sky.

who the fuck needs to be fed when they're dead? I'd be more convinced if he gave away everything tonight.

[FakeNoose]

15. Being wealthy proves how "holy" he is

That's how these church-going people think, anyway. He's worth $100 million according to several estimates, owns 2 mansions and several expensive cars including a Ferrari. I thought I read somewhere that he also owns a yacht but I can't find it now.

He went to Oral Roberts University and did not graduate. He has no bachelor's degree, and never attended divinity school (or seminary.) I have no way to know if he'll give his money away, but he did donate to Hurricane Harvey relief 4 years ago. So who knows?

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/joel-osteen-net-worth/

[dalton99a]

17. He donated after intense criticism about not allowing flood victims to seek shelter in his church

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-harvey/joel-osteen-defends-not-opening-megachurch-harvey-victims-n797036
Joel Osteen Defends Not Opening Lakewood Church in Houston to Harvey Victims
Joel Osteen, who runs the 16,000-capacity Lakewood Church, has been criticized on social media for not opening his doors to Hurricane Harvey victims.
Aug. 29, 2017

https://www.newsweek.com/joel-osteen-televangelist-whose-church-closed-during-hurricane-harvey-tells-659302
Joel Osteen: Televangelist Whose Church Closed During Hurricane Harvey Tells Victims not to Have 'Poor Me' Attitude
By Tom Porter On 9/4/17 at 1:27 PM EDT

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/social-media-pressure-joel-osteen-opens-doors-harvey-victims/
After Social Media Pressure, Joel Osteen Opens His Doors to Harvey Victims
Joel Osteen’s megachurch is finally opening its doors, but only after a social media storm.
By Emily McCullar
August 29, 2017

[FakeNoose]

19. Right! He didn't do anything for Katrina victims

Remember when so many of the Katrina victims were bussed to Houston? Osteen didn't help them at all and got severely criticized for it. He could have built them a whole new city, like Habitats for Humanity or whatever. He did zilch.

[Traildogbob]

14. Tim Allen is a trumper cultist.

Martin Short is a decent human being. But the analogy is really good.

[PatSeg]

18. Oh my, yes he does!

[ms liberty]

20. And now I can't unsee it either, lol

Nail, meet hammer. K&R

[kairos12]

22. Inherits Megachurch. Locks out flood victims from his mega complex. He is

"prosperity" gospel pig.

If you're broke, blame yourself.

He is a vile and disgusting scumbag.

[ShazzieB]

31. "Prosperity gospel" shitweasel pig.

Pig alone is too good for him, so I added a little something.

[alphafemale]

23. That is maybe the worst waste of a $10K suit ever.

Nothing is going to make him look good.

[Blue Owl]

24. Bwah!

[Iggo]

25. I must say!

[markie]

26. that is funny

[Rhiannon12866]

27. Here:

[Paladin]

37. Ewwwww! Perfect description---I'll never be able to forget it either. (nt)

[czarjak]

28. The do behooves though?

[Skittles]

30. the very idea that ANYONE thinks that money-grubbing asshole has anything good to say

[Tommymac]

35. he is a christian Fraud.

And yes- I meant to capitalize that way.

I hope he chokes to death while eating off his silver platters.

And may ALL those who support him suffer daily in a self made unhappy hell here on the earth, and after on the chance there may be some sort of afterlife.

No pity for the wicked.