Rude review of Dennis Prager's Sept. 11th cartoon for kids

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit
I got an email that PragerU, the website where right-wing elderdouche Dennis Prager pretends to educate people, had a short video for kids: "Otto's Tales: Today Is September 11th." The goal? "To remember what happened on 9/11 and how the country came together." Let's watch.



The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
What the hell...Otto's a person in a dog costume? To teach us about 9/11? Were puppets too subtle? What's with the crazy eyes? Otto looks like he's seen some shit.



The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
Jill Simonian, the non-costumed host, tells Otto that it's a bit scary, but don't worry because it's really about bravery and love. Otto, as you might imagine, freaks the fuck out a bit, as he should since 9/11 is also about death, violence, war, and horror



The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
Jill tells Otto to "get comfy and listen," and, swear to fuck, Otto shits all over the memory of 9/11 by going to sleep. Look at this asshole give a tired stretch. And then Jill whispers so not to wake him. Sorry, don't wanna interrupt your nap there, you garbage dog.



The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
Jill starts to read the book and...wait...is that tiny George Bush? No, it's little Dennis Prager. Fuck, that's creepy.

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
If you're like me, you're thinking, "Wee Dennis is going to have to go into the Twin Towers to rescue people because he's a goddamn firefighter and it's 9/11. Because, otherwise, why make put him in that outfit? That'd be fucking dumb."

The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
Instead, he and Otto nope the fuck out of there.



The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
Seriously, at this point, the street is littered with popped corpses of people who jumped, the air is full of smoke and poison and human ashes, and this fucking little shit dog is all

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit · 11h
Finally, that piece of shit bitch Otto wakes up in time to salute us. Stolen valor, motherfucker!

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[Midnight Writer]

1. I'm exposed to a lot of talk radio and Prager is one of the worst.

I don't understand how stations that air these liars keep their broadcast licenses, especially when they broadcast phony medical advice.

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2. "Instead, he and Otto nope the fuck out of there"

Let's see Amazon. Keyboards, keyboards. Need a new one today after that one.

[IcyPeas]

3. Dennis Prager is Larry Elder's mentor

gawd help us.