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RICHMOND (The Borowitz Report)After a statue of Robert E. Lee was removed from Richmond, Virginia, Donald J. Trump offered to buy the monument for his bedroom at Mar-a-Lago.
Its a beautiful statue of a beautiful man, and, quite frankly, theres no one Id rather wake up to every morning, he said.
Stating that the removal of the statue should never have been allowed to happen in this country, Trump said that he had offered Virginia a statue of himself in return.
I cant think of a better person to take Robert E. Lees place than Trump, he said. Ill even throw in free shipping, like that loser Bezos.
Asked why he had decided to place the Civil War statue in his bedroom, Trump said that his wife, Melania, had asked him to put it someplace where she wouldnt see it.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-offers-to-buy-robert-e-lee-statue-for-his-bedroom
underpants
(182,788 posts)💥
Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)good one!
Raster
(20,998 posts)...you know, a last ditch effort for a stiff man.
NH Ethylene
(30,810 posts)leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)Raster
(20,998 posts)I bet Borowitz thought of that, too, but knew it was a tad too far and inviting a lawsuit.
niyad
(113,278 posts)exboyfil
(17,862 posts)out in front of his properties? Him and the others that own large properties that think we are erasing history. Place it in front of his Washington, DC hotel. It wasn't like Lee actually ever made it there. This could be Lee's consolation prize.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)EYESORE 9001
(25,932 posts)Rump would never throw in anything for free - not even free shipping.
Prof. Toru Tanaka
(1,956 posts)It is easy to imagine these quotes coming directly from the horse's ass (I mean mouth).
It is also easy to imagine Trump offering a statue of himself in trade. He is that arrogant and delusional.
And Melania's request gave me a great laugh!
Very well done, Borowitz!
LiberalFighter
(50,907 posts)If it had been I would had set the price really high.
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)somehow I don't think she had his bedroom in mind when she said that.
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)dameatball
(7,397 posts)tikka
(762 posts)dameatball
(7,397 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,421 posts)MissMillie
(38,553 posts)as cold as his wife.
dameatball
(7,397 posts)tikka
(762 posts)Mein Kampf is on his night table so why not. Head nazi/racist of the GOP. WhyTF not...
Escurumbele
(3,389 posts)What a great line, I could not stop laughing...Borowitz is a genius...
The Unmitigated Gall
(3,805 posts)Melt it the fuck down.
Evolve Dammit
(16,725 posts)JohnnyRingo
(18,628 posts)Well crafted.
SergeStorms
(19,199 posts)He telegraphed it in the headline. He's getting pretty sloppy with that. There was I time when my outrage wasn't quelled until I clicked on the link. Now I can tell just from reading the headline.
He's slipping, but that's alright. There's no one close to him in biting political satire.
liberal_mama
(1,495 posts)So funny! It sure seems like something Trump would do. I was just about to send it to my sister when I saw it was Borowitz!
That part where he said about the free shipping, like Loser Bezos, lol. My mouth was hanging open in disgust.
bucolic_frolic
(43,144 posts)If he hated soldiers who were captured, why does he like generals who were defeated?
Wednesdays
(17,359 posts)the defeat was only temporary.
Bristlecone
(10,127 posts)Traildogbob
(8,726 posts)He need something to ride in that room. Melania is will take Lee and his constant stiff penis in HER bedroom.
MurrayDelph
(5,294 posts)"Buy" implies he'd pay for it.
keithbvadu2
(36,785 posts)Who has less contact with Dotard anymore? Melania or Rudy?
lonely bird
(1,685 posts)Just make sure his check clears.
Yeah, I know it aint real but then neither is Trumps wealth.
jeffreyi
(1,939 posts)To match the decor.