This is our freedoms and they should respect it!
So here we are down at the diner again today again.
And today we are discussing how all those antipasta people are hating our freedoms. And as a for instance, we are thinking about unconstitutional laws against driving when drunk. It reminds me of that guy who was arrested for shooting guns out of his hotel room window.
Now I am a freedom-loving sort of guy, so when somebody wants not to drive drunk, I am tolerating, even if I think they may be a wiener dutchbag. The way I look at it is that it is their personal choice and they can be a dumbass if they want. But why keep other law-abiding citizens from driving their own cars whatever the how they want? That is very wrong
It is like if you rent a motel room and want to shoot out the windows to test whether the bumpstock kit was worth the money you paid. We all respect a guy who rents a hotel room and then eats a nice Jiggly Burger and goes to sleep so why can't antipasta respect a guy who rents a motel room and shoots his guns out the windows a few hundred times? The way I see it is it's his motel room so just leave him to each his own!
Some people say that it is unsafe to drink and drive. I say if you feel that way, don't do it! Nobody is forcing you to drive unsafety. And I take extra steps to be safe. I even went down to the feed store and got me a tube of that iverjohnson horse paste that I am keeping in the glovebox so it's right there handy whenever I've had a little too much
So I am ready. And they should respect it