Alleged Capitol Rioter says his ankle monitor beeps too loudly, asks judge to remove it

[Initech]

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Yeah right! What could go wrong there?

[bottomofthehill]

1. Too fucking bad

Don’t participate in an insurrection and you won’t need an ankle monitor.

If you are willing to cut off your leg to take it off, than I will be in agreement, but you will still have to show up in court for sentencing. The way they are going, it will be a Bullshit light sentence, so if I was you, I would shut the fuck up. It will be off soon enough.

[Initech]

5. I could see him pulling a George Bluth...

And using the "it wasn't me, it was my twin brother!!!" defense!

[dalton99a]

2. NEXT: "It is not color coordinated with my clothes"

[DemocraticPatriot]

3. He 'beeped too loudly' on January 6th...

That's why he's in this position in the first place.

Too bad, so sad. Fucking snowflake...

[Ocelot II]

4. I thought ankle monitors didn't beep at all unless you went someplace

you weren't supposed to go?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. That's been my impression too.

The article says that he runs a construction business, and it beeps too loudly while he's trying to woo prospective clients.

He's lucky to be THAT free, in my opinion! Good grief! He could be in a prison cell instead!

[Initech]

8. Except his buddies were probably there too!

I wouldn't rule it out considering how many people were there.

[Grokenstein]

9. Remove his ankle? Sure!

Oh, remove the monitor! Naw, GFY incelrectionist.

[aeromanKC]

10. He's not going to fare too well with a noise sensitivity in lockup.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

12. Replace it with an electric fence dog collar used to keep pets within a confined space.

That way the only sounds he'll hear are his screams every time he tries to leave his house and gets a high powered jolt of electricity to his neck.

[NCjack]

14. When it is getting too loud, push Ivermectin pills into your ears. Reduces

the noise and gives you a feeling that you are defending yourself against the 'rona.

[jmowreader]

15. Let me be the judge in this case

"Your Honor, my ankle bracelet beeps too loudly. I want permission to take it off."

"Okay, I'll give you a choice. You can keep the ankle bracelet and stop doing things that make it beep, or I can put you back in jail."

"But Your Honor! I'm a construction company owner. When I meet clients my ankle bracelet beeps. It's embarrassing."

"What's stopping you from meeting clients in your home?"

"Well...nothing, really."

"Okay, then there you go. Either wear it and stay out of jail, or we take it off for you and escort you to your cell."

[keithbvadu2]

16. Wrap a towel around it to muffle the sound.

Wrap a towel around it to muffle the sound.

[Fullduplexxx]

17. From the party of fk your feelings