Somewhere in Texas...

[Nevilledog]

[cojoel]

1. I wonder if in Texas it is OK

to buckle more than one person with a single seat belt?

[cojoel]

2. and maybe the child is too young (being less than zero years old)

means the child isn't allowed to ride in the front seat.

[CrackityJones75]

5. they'd rather didn't drive anyway

or own property, vote, have a credit card....

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. LOL

[Hangingon]

4. She really should have "Baby on board" decal displayed

[erronis]

6. Soon all women will need to wear a pregnancy display

showing their pregnancy status, when conceived, heartbeat, father's race, etc.

Men will only need to display their pretend dick size.

[IronLionZion]

7. Texas might go with the traditional Saudi policy

and ban women from driving just in case. Actually, even in the US way back in the day they thought driving was bad for women's health. They also thought people of color couldn't see as well at night and other nonsense.

[Sogo]

8. She should have said, "It's OK, I'm 5 1/2 weeks pregnant,

....and on my way for an abortion...."

[aggiesal]

9. You're 6 weeks pregnant? You need to buy 2 tickets to this event! n/t

[tanyev]

10. So...if a non-citizen discovers she's pregnant while in the U.S.,

does the unborn baby get U.S. citizenship?

[Scrivener7]

11. Also, somewhere in Texas, that guy isn't a cop. Just a concerned citizen.

[Nevilledog]

12. True dat