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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTucker Willing To Judge Them Swollen Balls For Himself
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https://www.wonkette.com/tucker-willing-to-judge-them-swollen-balls-for-himself
Tucker Carlson is not content to simply speak of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles, which due to the COVID vaccine allegedly grew bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until they were the biggest testicles in the world, at which point Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's fiancee was like "No, those balls are TOO BIG," and thereby immediately Goldilocks-ed herself into a different wedding bed, one with more appropriately sized testicles.
This is journalism, and you don't start talking about such an important story without being willing to do the followup necessary, being willing to reach under the hood (SO TO SPEAK) and jiggle around (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID) people's opposing claims, to figure out what the real story is. Tucker is a journalist.
First of all, Tucker apologizes, because apparently he accidentally suggested the other night that it was Nicki Minaj's cousin's testicles what were hanging so low, when in actuality it's Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles. This is Tucker issuing a correction.
TUCKER: We suggested that Nicki Minaj's cousin is the one with the swollen testicles in Trinidad. And we were wrong and we want to admit it. We henceforth correct the record. Nicki Minaj's cousin's testicles are not swollen. As far as we know, he's fine. It's Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles that are swollen from taking the vax, that's the claim.
Now we feel bad for writing that mean post about how much Tucker lies, when here he is just factchecking his own Nicki Minaj cousin friend testicle mistakes instead of waiting for others to call them out.
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Tucker Willing To Judge Them Swollen Balls For Himself (Original Post)
Nevilledog
Sep 2021
OP
Trinidad & Tobago had to address a claim about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls
Nevilledog
Sep 2021
#9
I think the general consensus is the dude blamed getting an STD on the vaccine
Nevilledog
Sep 2021
#7
genxlib
(5,526 posts)1. I feel sorry for that dude
He was just trying to pull a private scam on his fiancé
Next thing he knows, Minaj has outed him to the world and he is the butt of jokes throughout the twitterverse.
Nevilledog
(51,104 posts)9. Trinidad & Tobago had to address a claim about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls
Zorro
(15,740 posts)2. Evan Hurst is always fun to read
So are the comments on his articles.
IrishAfricanAmerican
(3,816 posts)3. I understand he's getting treatment at this place...
Nevilledog
(51,104 posts)4. South Park was prescient......lol
MineralMan
(146,308 posts)5. What do you suppose the odds are that we wouldn't have heard
about swollen testicles as a side-effect of the COVID-19 vaccine? Such a side-effect would be impossible to cover up, so it would have been reported almost as soon as the vaccine began to be administered.
Minaj is flat-out lying about this, or someone lied to her.
Nonsense!
Nevilledog
(51,104 posts)7. I think the general consensus is the dude blamed getting an STD on the vaccine
Girlfriend didn't buy it and canceled wedding.
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)6. Having no testicles of his own, Tuckum's fascination with another man's engorged nutsack ...
is at least somewhat understandable.
Jerry2144
(2,101 posts)8. They probably are swollen looking
To him when he compares the size of his man hood. Like BBs compared to BB-8!