Pastafarians offer Religious Liberty letters to be exempt from working in proximity of unvaxxed

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It reads, in part:

... Please be advised that we have strict guidelines concerning what can enter our bodies. It is a deeply held belief and corxe tenet of our religion to avoid harmful substances.

OUR MEMBERS MUST NOT BE EXPOSED TO, OR WORK IN THE PROXIMITY OF, UNVACCINATED INDIVIDUALS.

While some may choose not to be vaccinated, by going out in public, these people are knowingly taking the risk of infecting others with harmful virus particles.

Please take all reasonable measures to help our members avoid contact with these unvaccinated individuals. Perhaps the unvaxxed could be placed in a special area to contain their emmissions.

Thank you in advance for respecting religious liberty.

Here's a link where you can get your own:
https://app.spaghettimonster.org/letter/covid

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/09/14/pastafarians-can-now-get-a-religious-exemption-form-to-avoid-unvaxxed-co-workers/

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1. Pastafarians?

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Is a space wizard as tangible and verifiable as any other space wizard you trot out. Just needs a couple centuries to pass and it will catch up in credibility with Scientology and LDS.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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2. R'amen!!

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