We should start a rumor

[lunatica]

that the vaccine makes you lose weight and stops baldness. What? It could work.

[Ocelot II]

1. Or that it cures impotence.

[Zorro]

2. It's a Chinese military plan to kill off pro-Trump patriots

[mahina]

3. I thought marketing it via multilevel marketing and saying the govt doesn't want you to know about i

And call it something like Green Juice Vital Serum

[lunatica]

6. The snake oil to end all snake oils!

[Jerry2144]

4. At this point

With as much suffering as this disease causes to its worst of humanity and their families, it is worth a thought. Even if it saves conservative, bone-headed lives. People should not be getting killed by political propaganda. Also try spraying COVID causes impotence (true), shrinks a person’s manhood, and makes them denounce god(s). But this is just ends-justifying-the-means arguments. Too many people are dying needlessly because of this four-lettered-gerund virus. Saving humanity from this, and the next, virus as well as from suicide (climate change) will take smarter, more eloquent people than i

[TheProle]

5. By all means

Let’s compound the amount of mis/disinformation about COVID on the internet.

[lunatica]

7. It's reverse psychology at worst

[Enter stage left]

8. And that it improves you chances at winning the Powerball lottery!!

[bottomofthehill]

9. I am going the other way

Telling morons they don’t need horse paste, they can drink their own urine and eat their own shit and they won’t get Covid