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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"You DO know that is where we keep the knives (and sharpeners), yes???? That was
my first Reaction to that idiot preacher's poster, "Women belong in the ktchen". Really, you woman-hating, gestational slavers just might want to rethink that bit of misogyny. After all, not only do we have knives, but also cast iron skillets, marble or solid maple rolling pins, hot oil, and many other potentially lethal objects.
So, do you REALLLLLLY want us in the kitchen?????
(Please make sure that you life insurance, with its double indemnity clause, is fully paid up, because it WILL look like an accident.)
nebby70
(471 posts)... I'd also like to remind them, they may wanna re-think eating anything made in the kitchen where a woman has been condemned...
... my hubby once commented that considering how many cozy murders I've read, I must know 50 ways to leave him.....
(yep, I'm humming the tune right now)
niyad
(112,434 posts)might want to rethink pissing off someone who reads murder mysteries for a hobby." Epecially the gardening and kitchen cozies.
And now both the S and G, and the Parody Project versions are running in my head.
GoneOffShore
(17,309 posts)'Where's your husband?'
'Oh, he's in the garden.'
'I don't see him.'
'You'll need a shovel.'
niyad
(112,434 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)Poison. Also found in the kitchen.
niyad
(112,434 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)niyad
(112,434 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)niyad
(112,434 posts)from accidentally eating something with shrimp in it.
littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)niyad
(112,434 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)Did you know that apple seeds contain cyanide?
niyad
(112,434 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)"Poison mushrooms. It was an accident. "
"And your second husband? "
"He also ate poison mushrooms by mistake. "
"And your third? "
"Gunshot in the heart."
"How did that happen?"
"He wouldn't eat tbe mushrooms."
niyad
(112,434 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)leg of lamb.
And serving the murder weapon to relatives. Maybe even the police.
littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)Watching crime TV.
niyad
(112,434 posts)captain queeg
(10,035 posts)niyad
(112,434 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)I would enjoy reading stories about how females triumph over the evil patriarchy. I wonder if anyone has already started one. A clearinghouse of falls from grace and the ultimate humiliation that comes with being a misogynistic jerk who's had his ass handed to him might be a very empowering thing to have. At the very least, entertaining.
niyad
(112,434 posts)entertaining,
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,483 posts)The gals down here don't suffer any male fools........
We hear that up North, some ladies use the Bobbit Method.......
KY.............
niyad
(112,434 posts)wnylib
(21,146 posts)professor who told our class that women in our society who complain about inequality should consider conditions in the culture that we were studying at the time. He said that conditions were so bad for women that the women began murdering their female infants in order to spare them a life of misery.
I blurted out "Sounds like they killed the wrong people."
niyad
(112,434 posts)complain, because women in other countries have it worse. I have even seen that bs here on DU. Women in many other countries have it better. Health care, wages, paid family leave, political representation, corporate representation, infant and maternal outcomes, etc.
Maeve
(42,224 posts)Insert Rapunzel from Tangled meme here
niyad
(112,434 posts)cultures, cast iron skillets were given as wedding presents. It was well understood why. Same with the 36 in maple rolling pin. I loved that thing.