The latest from whackworld: t**** has announced that the decertification of the 2020

[niyad]

election is imminent (pretty sure someone other than the murdering, orange traitor** wrote that, since he cannot spell. And wouldn't tht make Speaker Pelosi president?). All the people dying of covid in the hospitals are vaccinated. The final 67 members of the 140 person Congress have been arrested, along with another million pedophiles worldwide. A prominent doctor put out a video proving that the covid vaccine was patented in 2004, proving that there is no novel corona virus. Big pharma will be destroyed. The medbeds are in TX and FL, healing the half-human tunnel creatures.

You are welcome. I think I have enough bourbon left to bleach my brain.

[Ocelot II]

1. Half-human tunnel creatures? That's a new one.

I might need some of that bourbon, and I don't even like bourbon.

[niyad]

4. The half-human tunnel creatures is an ongoing, ever more convoluted saga. According

to whackworld, there are children who were hidden in tunnels all across the country (including FL), including under the White House (now burned down) and the Capitol. All kinds of experiments performed on them, by the dems' satanic pedophile ring. The military has been rescuing them, which was why the two hospital ships went to NYC and L.A. last year.

On second thought, I will have my local liquorstore deliver an emergency package. What would you like?

[Ocelot II]

5. Ooooh. OK.

My brain hurts. Does the liquor store have drone delivery? Jet drones?

[niyad]

11. I will ask.

[peggysue2]

6. Rum, niyad

This is a rum sort of story, the drink of pirates and sea monsters.

Half-human tunnel creatures! Yowsa.

Have to be deep in your cups to read this stuff.

Pour me another. LOL.

[niyad]

12. Coming right up. A double?

[peggysue2]

15. Oh, yes!

You read my mind.

[Scrivener7]

2. Yikes! Don't go there! They will eat your brain with hot sauce!

[sarcasmo]

3. Trump is trying to rile up Saturday's insurrection 2 march.

[malaise]

7. Wait the Slobfather is planning an I am insane defense?

[niyad]

9. Pretty sure you are correct.

[Nevilledog]

8. But did you see where people are suggesting ingesting turpentine to treat COVID?

[niyad]

10. I knew about the bleach, but. . ,turpentine???? Doesn't it say on the container not to

ingest it?

[Nevilledog]

14. What's your point? That's not a deterrent for these morons.......lol

[niyad]

17. I know. It is that annoying habit of rational thought.

[KentuckyWoman]

13. One of you has to pm me where you find this.

I could really use a good laugh.

[niyad]

16. I know a person who is deeply into batshit world, and thinks she is telling me all

the inside scoop, the "real news". It just makes me shake my head in stunned disbelief. But, as you said, we need the laughs.

[Blue Owl]

18. Somewhere Michele Bachmann is eating another corndog

[niyad]

19. I keep trying to forget about her.

[leftyladyfrommo]

20. I better check my crawlspace. I keep hearing strange

noises.

[niyad]

21. A most excellent idea.

[leftyladyfrommo]

22. Mostly it's just camel crickets down there and an

Occasional mouse.