'I have a right to my self-determination!' MAGA rioter starts 'screaming' after judge sends her to

[turbinetree]

jail

By Brad Reed
Published September 17, 2021

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Alleged MAGA rioter Pauline Bauer reportedly had a full-on public meltdown on Friday when a judge ordered that she be sent back to prison ahead of her trial.

NBC 4 Washington's Scott MacFarlane reports that Bauer, who has echoed the rhetoric of so-called "sovereign citizens" in previous court filings, had her pre-trial release revoked after federal prosecutors documented how she has refused to follow court orders during her release.

During the hearing, writes MacFarlane, Bauer regularly challenged the court's authority to hold her in any kind of custody, even though she denied being part of the sovereign citizen movement.

https://www.rawstory.com/capitol-rioter-prison/

In her world its just fucking fine and dandy to drive on the wrong side of the road while everyone else follows the rules...that's basically what she is saying....just lock her ass up for good...

[Celerity]

1. back to jail, traitorous scum

[Crunchy Frog]

2. I'm sure that won her lots of sympathy from that judge.

[Red Mountain]

3. Jail or an asylum?

Some of these folks need mental help.

[KentuckyWoman]

7. Preschoolers behave better

[Ilsa]

39. Jail will do more for her than psychiatric help, I bet.

She needs to relearn consequences.

[SergeStorms]

50. Nah....

one of her other personalities will serve the time.

She'll be convinced that she beat the government, as a "sovereign citizen", and got off scot-free. 🤪

Who can argue with her, and why would anyone want to?

[OMGWTF]

48. Fully one-third of our country is nucking futz.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

4. Buh-bye! *slam*

[monkeyman1]

5. never talk back to a judge ! you'll lose every damn time ! dumb ass people !

know wonder voted for "TFG" !

[Xipe Totec]

6. YOU CAN'T HOLD ME! - Watch me... nt

[ProfessorGAC]

9. "You Can't Hold Me!"

She is saying that from her jail cell.

[Xipe Totec]

15. Let's see how long it takes for light to dawn on Marblehead. nt

[reACTIONary]

23. I think its going to be a long, long, cold night....

... somewhere above the arctic circle.

[Volaris]

37. Right lol...stand sovereign citizen court appearance:

I dont recognize the authority of this court.

Well, this Court is sure as FUCK about to recognize the hell out of YOU...Bailiff, if you would please?

Absolutley, Your Honor.

[Initech]

8. What a pathetic snowflake!

[FakeNoose]

10. She's from Kane, PA - rural, solid red, and stupid as they come

https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2021-07-28/restaurant-owners-capitol-riot-arrest-rattles-hometown

[Hortensis]

11. She'll eventually come out of one of the short sentences and

"dine out" on her heroic resistance for the rest of her life, or until she runs out fellow whackos.

[MissMillie]

12. Ms. Bauer, "sovereign doesn't mean there aren't any consequences

We are a nation of laws.

[Moebym]

13. Go scream at the toilet in your jail cell

I'm sure it will be absolutely enthralled.

[Jon King]

14. The protest tomorrow should be 81 million people whose vote she tried to steal.

Not sure how this narrative got to stop the steal being about them. They went to DC and tried to steal my vote, your vote, and that of 81 mil who voted for Biden.

These punks crack me up. They live in a country where their party gets to rule after always losing the popular vote, live in a state where they get 2 Senators even though they represent far less people, and live in a country where the Supreme Court majority represents about a third of the country.

And they act like they are the ones who should be pissed. There should be millions in DC instead protesting to rebalance the Supreme Court and end the filibuster.

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. Ikr?

We're the ones that have a right to be angry.

[dianaredwing]

49. and to make DC a state

how would she react to taxation without representation?

[Ziggysmom]

16. Ooohh she's playing with half a deck!!

[Stuart G]

26. I might argue with that.....{sarcasm!]

...Those of in the ...so called ...".Half Deck Club"... of which I am a charter member..(.having been accused of
such many years ago....) would never have someone that stupid in our club....Membership requires a certain amount
of some intelligence....but this lass has no intelligence at all....Quite appropriately she belongs in......................

................................"The No Deck Club"......................................................

Obviously, she has nothing at all up there......I will submit her name to .........."The No Deck Club"

......That club may not take her, but that is up to their membership..Since they have ...No Deck Up There
that club may not take her because the meet very rarely and when they do...no rules or leaders preside...It is just
screaming and yelling...of people with nothing up there and so stupid that they cannot run a meeting...

[Mr. Evil]

17. If the private prison industry wants to make a profit,

then why don't they hire a shit-ton of psychiatrists and psychologists and fill up their empty cells with these people? They could have a lifetime of 'patients' to study. And we don't have to listen to them anymore.

[lunatica]

18. Who cares if she throws a fit?!

Thank you Judge! Good work!

[RockRaven]

19. The one person I feel sorry for is her (court appointed, I guess) lawyer...

Bauer is representing herself, in part because the person she wanted as her lawyer isn't admitted to the bar, but there is an "advisory counsel" who Bauer won't recognize as her attorney nor will she even speak to her... And that lawyer is trying to advocate for her and her rights and interests nonetheless, even as Bauer files 100+ page nonsense motions and yells at the judge and refuses to commit to abiding by any pretrial release conditions. What a thankless task.

[70sEraVet]

22. Guess she 'self-determined' her ass right into jail

[calimary]

24. Lock her up for EVERYBODY ELSE's good!!!

Her own good? Meh, I’m really past caring about vaccination refuseniks like her.

[Aussie105]

25. You are not the boss of me!

I can do what I like!

You can't tell me what to do!

Don't make me angry! You won't like it when I get angry!

I deny your authority over me!

I refute your reality and prefer to substitute my own.

etc

Most of us grow up past that immature stage at an early age. Because it just doesn't work!

Some, apparently, never do. Arrested development? Whatever, lock her up! Long time!

[Stuart G]

27. She has no clue, according to Stu....

She says..."The Judge cannot tell me what to do!"






stupid is still stupid is stupid...!!!

[rpannier]

28. She didn't get her 200 dollars either I take it

[C Moon]

29. Charges. She needs to be put away for awhile. She's going to be a danger.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/defendants/bauer-pauline

[Scrivener7]

33. Is it me, or do these people all seem like spoiled brats who no one has ever said "no" to?

They just don't know what to do with any boundaries whatsoever.

[GoodRaisin]

34. My gosh.

Someone this stupid needs people to look after her. Jail is the perfect place for her.

[Iggo]

35. Pissing off the judge never works.

[Retired Engineer Bob]

38. Worked out well for Dr. Sheldon Cooper

[griloco]

47. Lololol

[jmowreader]

36. You're probably wondering about the "in the water" comment she made

Sovereign citizens, of which Bauer is one, have read but not comprehended Article III, Section 2 of the Constitution, which sets out the original jurisdiction (cases the court has first dibs on) of the federal judiciary. Keep that word "federal" in mind, as it will come in handy.

This is what it says:

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority; to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls; to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction; to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party; to Controversies between two or more States; between a State and Citizens of another State; between Citizens of different States; between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.

Sovereign citizens have taken this to mean there are two levels of jurisdiction in US courts: "common law" jurisdiction, which basically says a SC can do whatever he or she wants, and Admiralty Maritime jurisdiction.

In the real world, the federal bench has jurisdiction over maritime cases because most of them are international law and the Town Court of Gloucester, Mass., is ill-equipped to deal with a prize case between an American pirate and a British shipowner.

[Beartracks]

40. She can self-determine whether she gets top bunk or bottom bunk. n/t

[OrangeJoe]

42. Doubt that

With her mouth and attitude I predict her cellie is going to determine the rules while she's in the joint especially if she is held in the DC jail.

[LudwigPastorius]

41. "Bauer regularly challenged the court's authority to hold her in any kind of custody, even though...

she denied being part of the sovereign citizen movement."

She must be one of those Secret Sovereign Citizens.

They're like Secret Santas, except that they are delusional, entitled, assholes.

[Wounded Bear]

43. Note to self: Never argue with a judge about what s/he can or can't do...

oh wait, I already know better.

[bucolic_frolic]

44. She should go tell Greg Abbott

[griloco]

45. As a SovereignCitizen, I find the "wrong" side of the road

more dangerous than the sidewalks...

[griloco]

46. Don't bother to pray for her, TraitorTrump already preyed for her.

Just send her your thoughts...