What Time Does the Massive DC Protest Begin?

[MineralMan]

So far, I haven't seen any crowds forming near the Capitol.

Does anyone have a copy of the schedule?

[nolabear]

1. I was wondering that myself.

You mean people just say shit on social media and don’t follow through?

[True Blue American]

11. Meanwhile Trump is saying

Biggest crowd ever! Just like he said in the cow pasture rally,” No one is leaving!” When the video showed people heading for their cars.

[KS Toronado]

2. They're probably waiting for the sun to go down

so they can work their "magic" in the dark.

[Pharlo]

26. Do we know,

have there been any massive Tiki Torch purchases in the DC area recently? Or is it more of a bring your own type deal?

[KS Toronado]

27. Shame on me, I donated 1 candle to help them out.

Here have 1 more in case it's an all nighter.

[Pharlo]

28. Well, from what I'm reading here,

your two candles may be the only ones there. Be sure and put them out before you drop them off, you would not want to be accused of starting a fire on federal property.

[KS Toronado]

29. Thanks for the heads up.......

But I already put them in Dejoy's super fast delivery service (USPS) unlit.
Should get there in time for their 2024 "stop the steal" rally.

[Blue Owl]

3. They're bussing them in from the camps

Any minute now... any minute...

[happy feet]

4. I think I bought too much popcorn!

was hoping for a really good shew...

[MineralMan]

9. And they ordered way too many portapotties.

Private seating for all attendees inside.

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. The crop dusters flying in their leaders just landed at Dulles.

[MineralMan]

6. Rumor Has It That They're Coming in Invisibility Cloaks.

Their huge order from Diagon Alley arrived yesterday from Amazon, so you won't see them at all.

[bottomofthehill]

7. 1200-1330 but with no one willing to speak, could be much shorter

[FakeNoose]

8. I won't be watching today, because I made other plans

Gosh darn it!

[True Blue American]

14. Me too!

I am going to wash my hair!

[ananda]

19. I'm playing bridge.

...

[leftyladyfrommo]

10. They don't want to get arrested. nt

[MineralMan]

12. Heavens no!

Permanent records and all that...

[leftyladyfrommo]

15. It's expensive.

[Champp]

13. At High McNoon

All Republican traitors will consume hamberders.

[PirateRo]

16. I'm expecting one clueless guy looking around wondering where to find the others

Even CNN doesn’t give hard numbers, just something about this being a trick...because when you’re the bad guy, there’s always a trick to catch you out! Projection.

So sick of these stupid people.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/15/politics/september-18-rally-capitol-security-explainer/index.html

[MineralMan]

18. Yup. Some hapless guy who didn't get the cancellation message.

He'll be there with a luggage cart, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, with sandals and socks.

"Where is everybody?"

The Capitol Police will help him find his way back to his hotel.

[PirateRo]

30. Or out of town!

[Wicked Blue]

17. Maybe there wasn't enough money

to hire the usual actors from Craislist

[rownesheck]

20. Oh. You didn't hear?

It's gonna start in 2 weeks.

[Klaralven]

21. Watch Live: Crowd Gathers Near Capitol for DC Rally to Support Insurrections

A few dozen people and officers were milling about a little more than an hour before the rally time. News4's Mark Segraves said there appeared to be more members of the press than protesters.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/justice-for-j6-dc-rally-protest/2806087/

[MineralMan]

24. Pretty pathetic turnout, really.

Oh, well...

[spanone]

22. In seven minutes.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

23. I wonder if the Publix heiress pulled her funding.

[fescuerescue]

25. Those things are a waste of time

Nobody really pays attention to DC protests anymore.

Who cares if they waste a nice Saturday afternoon really.