The insurrection will be televised

[bigtree]

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jenny gathright @jennygathright 20m
I’m here in front of the Capitol at the “Justice for J6” rally and there are so many journalists/onlookers in addition to a crowd of maybe 100 protesters? It’s been common to see many cameras/mics around on person like this.




The insurrection will be televised
The insurrection will be televised
The insurrection will be brought to you
By Facebook in four parts without commercial interruptions
The insurrection will show you pictures of Trump hugging a flag
And leading a charge by Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Josh Hawley, and Rudy Guliani.
To eat bean soup confiscated from the Capitol commissary
The insurrection will be televised

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down election-truther terrorists on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down election-truther terrorists on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of Enrique Tarrio
Being run out of D.C. on a rail with a brand new neck scarf
There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Ted Cruz
Strolling through Anacostia in a black-and-yellow anarchy jumpsuit
That he has been saving for just the proper occasion

The insurrection will be televised
The insurrection will be brought to you by FOX in four parts without commercial interruptions
The revolution will show you pictures of Trump blowing a bugle
And leading a charge by Matt Gaetz, Madison Cawthorn, Mo Brooks and Paul Gosar
To eat Goya canned cannellini confiscated from a D.C. food bank
The insurrection will be televised

The insurrection will be brought to you by the OAN News Network
And will star right-wing porn star Brandi Love and Ricky Schroeder or Mr. Pillow and Dr. Seuss
The insurrection will make your unmasked mouth a weapon
The insurrection will get rid of worms
The insurrection will make you look five pounds thinner, because Covid
The insurrection will be televised, brother

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news
And no pictures of hairy back anti-maskers
And Lauren Boebert blowing her unmasked nose
The theme song will be written by Kid Rock or Carrie Underwood
Sung by Ted Nugent, Gene Simmons, Kanye West
Wayne Newton, or Metallica
The insurrection will be televised

The insurrection will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
The insurrection will be a re-run, brothers
The insurrection will be live

__apologies to Gil Scott Heron

[bottomofthehill]

1. Interesting, I am not seeing the thin blue line flag

No shit talk of blue lives matter either. Me thinks they have changed their tune

[pwb]

2. This deserves no attention.

That many are not news. They are freaks.

[RKP5637]

3. K&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[mopinko]

5. except to point and laugh

[LeftInTX]

4. And what were the ratings?

[MontanaMama]

6. Losers.

I think that the MSM is disappointed that there is nothing to cover. Can't make something out of nothing.

[Bev54]

7. Seems to be more press than protesters.

[hermetic]

8. Well done, bigtree

And ha ha, losers!