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WASHINGTONIn an effort to dare pry where the mainstream media would not, Tucker Carlson announced Thursday that he would be putting his life on the line by getting a booster shot for a Fox News investigation into the Covid-19 vaccine.
God only knows what will happen to me when I take this shot, which is why Ive selflessly volunteered to become one of the first to receive it, said Carlson, who informed Tucker Carlson Tonight viewers that they would be the first to know if he were injured or even killed in his attempt to secure his third dose of the Pfizer vaccine, gravely explaining that he was conducting tireless research into booking a booster shot appointment for as soon as possible before he lost his nerve.
Remember, if you hear about a clinic or pharmacy offering Covid-19 booster shots, do not take it; instead, call the show, and Ill be there to ask the tough questions like, Am I eligible? and May I have it?
At press time, Carlson was calling for an investigation into the nurse at his physicians office who told him he still needed to wait a few more weeks for the CDCs clearance just like everybody else.
https://www.theonion.com/tucker-carlson-announces-he-putting-life-on-line-by-get-1847688854
lame54
(35,130 posts)getagrip_already
(14,225 posts)I am scared to get covid, so I am jumping the line to get the shot. But you should still be afraid.
What a pile of shite. He needs to be cancelled.
HUAJIAO
(2,362 posts)getagrip_already
(14,225 posts)It sounded so much like him, I just assumed it was real.
My bad.....
HUAJIAO
(2,362 posts)That tells one a lot about where America has gone!
Irish_Dem
(45,616 posts)johnp3907
(3,723 posts)hlthe2b
(101,700 posts)aligned now.
DFW
(54,047 posts)is that you have to check to make sure that it IS the Onion.
bahboo
(16,234 posts)Deuxcents
(15,776 posts)Really had me! Got a good laugh at myself.. thanks